Reviews by ralphyboy

Wed nite @ 10:00. Two goons at the door ask for five dollar cover 'unless you have a casino id'. Had to be twenty dancers inside upscale surroundings and VERY moderate crowd. Was left...

Hit it @ 3:30 on a Tues aft-normally prime time. Far side back of bar wall was packed, my side by the toilet and stage entrance practically empty. Dolla-dolla assault started immediately and was...

Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters are nice but not giving it up in back. And nite-time scene does not appeal-lotta bro's from the hood shuffling in and out. Heard lot out back is...

We got a news-flash for all bottom feeding PLs in the South nowhere NJ area-sign on door said 'customer appreciation-free admission bet 6 and 9pm daily.' Dancer told me it started a week or...

After strike-outs on last two visits, finally hit pay-dirt with a lovely WOC whose name rhymes with 'car.' She wanted thirty for the lap 'til I reminded her they have the option of doing...

Three subsequent visits have been dis-appointing. Beer prices seem to vary greatly, depending on the bartender and her desire to clip you. Today an old geezer gave me twelve change for a twenty on...

Place reminds me of Carnival in Brooklawn. Sleazy as it gets, low grade, reeks of cum or bleach depending on your timing. The pluses-easy to find just past Purple Orchid and the old Charlies's...

A VERY pleasant surprise with an EXTREMELY unusual girl on a rainy Wed afternoon. Two blocks off the Boardwalk, opens at 3, no cover, three dollar Amstel Lite. Expected a couple of over-weight ghetto...

Go away a month or two and the whole place in done over and two of my ATF's are in the Family Way! Walls are speckled silver and floors are black rubber-an industrial-tech look....

Pretty nice crowd on a rainy Good Friday afternoon. All the heathens need somewhere to reflect on their sinful ways. Full slate of dancers meant the sets (longest anywhere) were only fifteen minutes instead...

Nothing much new here on a rainy Thurs afternoon-'cept that I seem to be turning into the old daytime monger with the viagra boner and a little drool coming down my bottom lip. Spitfire...

The two girl show is a nice novelty act (I don't know anywhere else that gets away with it) if you've never seen it. but as a reg it usually signals my departure. The...

Six months since last visit and first day-time stop: liked what I saw. They keep tweaking the physical property-for the better. New stucco pillars and recessed lighting @ rear entrance. Bulky ATM now moved...

Just back from my first trip to the latest, hottest thing in the boonies. A very slow Tues aft 4 days before Xmas. Stayed for the whole rotation which took a full hour forty...

Fresh back from a very quiet Wed nite here-were that many PL's watching the 'Sros whip the Cards? Maybe that's part of the reason (quiet) I heard two explicit offers I'd never experienced before:...

Now five weeks later, and word all over another board is that this esteemed den of iniquity is now suddenly and unexpectedly KAPUT. Just like that, without warning or bust or a drop of...

A trapezoidal hole in the wall a block from the legendary Melrose Diner in So Philly. Been there forever, never been updated or cleaned. Was told all 3 dancers called out the nite I...

Last visit nine months ago. I think word is getting out-at least 25 to 30 gents there @ 3pm compared to 3 or 4 on last visit. Still a five cover, though it took...

Same basic club and dancers. Just raised week-nite cover from ten to fifteen. CD's went up from twenty to twenty-five couple months ago. Place was mobbed on a sweltering Wed nite. At one point,...

Less a review, than a word of warning to all fellow cheapskates in Central NJ. Stopped by on a Wed nite after a relaxing massage in a near-by locale to cool my cahones, and...

Just a word of warning to horny travellers heading East on 70 and noting the big billboards advertising this place off X 11 on Dallas Pike. Exited and drove 4 or 5 miles in...

There's a glowing review of bartender Misty a few boxes down. My impression as I sat through 4 sets behind as empty glass (she must have walked right by half dozen times) was the...

Seven weeks later and no other posts. Odd, because it's a great place. Easy to get to (right off the GSP) and spacious, private and well lit parking in the rear. Went back to...

Read the same reports about a little crack-down in action, but things seemed quite normal to me last Thurs aft. Couples waiting twenty minutes in line for a room, a little HIP action right...