Bottoms Up

Was in Atlantic City to try and win some money in the casino. After about an hour without any luck, I took a walk on the boardwalk. I had read about Coconutz…

I worked here about 3 years ago. The place was dirty and a complete dive. The girls were unattractive and made me feel kind of uncomfortable since I don't do drugs or…

Well ...Good News! someone ELSE bought This property!.. massive CLEAN UP IS Underway right now. I spoke with this owner for a little while, nice guy, wants to see positive changes No…

Upon arrival, it's the entrance on the right; that's the exit on the left. Get padded down by a group of thugs only to enter to the front room that has a…

Coconut"z" is a go-go dancer establishment where the drinks are spendy, the ambiance is a dive, while their crop of performers are unbelievably disappointing. There was 1 very pretty girl there, but…

I used to work here, and let me say a few things about the place. As far as the girls, literally the only screening process is to have them get in costume and…

My trip was pre-Sandy, so I don't know what it's like now. However, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world in the hurricane ended this place. Was hanging out in…

After last trip to AC had to visit coconutz again.. just for shock value.. this place is downright dirty.. one long bar.. broken down stage.. and used up girls.. one of the…

This club is worth a visit, but is not the best around. Prices for dances were 25 for 5min private lap dance, 150 for 20min, 250 with champagne. There is a cover…

Since I was down in Wildwood on vacation, and the weather was iffy last Friday night, decided to make the drive up to AC and see what was going on. Arrived about…

It had been a few years since I had been to AC, and I remember enjoying this club for the AA women. Read they had closed and re-opened, so I made…

Stopped in here for my third visit ever on a recent Saturday night, accompanied by three friends. This place is always a party, and is fast becoming one of my ATF…

Stopped in late on a weekday night. Arrived around 2 am, and was met with a $5 cover. Somewhat annoying considering they close at 3am (with last call undoubtedly coming…

After a disappointing visit to Playground, I led my two buddies over to Coconutz, since I'd had a pretty good time here during my first visit to this club about a month…

This was stop #2 for me on a recent visit to Atlantic City. They had a "barker"/PR guy out on the street who was doing a great job of getting people…

Visited AC and decided to check if this club has reopened. It has. At 4:00 on Saturday afternoon there were 6-8 dancers on, 2 white, the rest AA all were 7-10's, certainly…

On my last visit to AC Coconutz was closed. Their sign was down and replaced by another. On a Saturday night I asked a couple of guys sitting on the steps "what…

As previous reviewers have noted this club may be hit or miss. I visited Coconutz on a Saturday afternoon at about 3:30PM. There was one dancer present plus an attractive and attentive…

DON'T GO HERE. There, I said it. Now I have to tell you wwhy. It is a waste of money, a real dive bar with unattractive talent and the fair likelihood…

Went here on a recent visit to AC. Had fun the previous year and met a real fun dancer. Was hopeing to find her again. Instead, I found that the quality of…

I've been to strip clubs all over the U.S. and abroad and this has to be one of the worst. I mean i wanted to leave the second i got there.…

The only place that has to be shut down is this dive. OK maybe not shut down BUT relocated where the drunks and bums of Atlantic city can loiter without bumping into…

They ought to just shut down every strip club in Atlantic City. I went in this place last week. There was some good-looking girls, but I think they need training…

Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters are nice but not giving it up in back. And nite-time scene does not appeal-lotta bro's from the hood shuffling in and out. Heard lot out…

After strike-outs on last two visits, finally hit pay-dirt with a lovely WOC whose name rhymes with 'car.' She wanted thirty for the lap 'til I reminded her they have the option…

Three subsequent visits have been dis-appointing. Beer prices seem to vary greatly, depending on the bartender and her desire to clip you. Today an old geezer gave me twelve change for a…

A VERY pleasant surprise with an EXTREMELY unusual girl on a rainy Wed afternoon. Two blocks off the Boardwalk, opens at 3, no cover, three dollar Amstel Lite. Expected a couple of…

I have reviewed this club a couple of times before. On my latest afternoon visit Atasha (6ft tall, DD top, hard body) and Trinity (tall, slender) greeted me warmly and gave outstanding…

Visited Coconutz on a thursday evening 6:30PM. About 6 girls dancing - 5 with absolutly no talent and then Jazzy - well worth watching. I had several couch dances with Jazzy -…

Visited Coconutz on Wed and Thur afternoon. 2 girls dancing - Akasha 5:10, athletic build, 36 EE, Precious 5:8, athletic build, 36 B. couch dances $25, no cover until 7 or 8PM.…