Reviews by ralphyboy

Had the dubious pleasure of viewing Tara, Asia and Layla in this pathetic outpost of Grunge. One of them was so drunk she tumbled onto the stage while selecting her songs at the juke....

Ten custies and three dancers on an early Mon afternoon. Nice neighborhood vibe, chatty bartender easy on the eyes. Flashing of the naughty bits seems de riguer here, though some are more flamboyant than...

An earlier reviewer noted only four dancers on a recent weekday. There were over twenty on Wed aft and at least eighteen of them were VHQ (very high quality) imports-new young and eager. Was...

Amazing how one authentic and personable dancer can kick a rating up a couple notches; was the end of her 8 hour shift, must have had better places to go (like home) but she...

The closed road (one of the main drags to/from Atlantic City)right in front of the place is down for the next year and a half and could doom this place. It's a shame because...

Typical Jersey in the boonies joint. Blue collar, fair number of brothers (and a couple sisters dancing), a pool table, one plasma, weak (but cheap) beer selection, 3 of the 5 dancers passably...

I liked the digs (old stone colonial style two story hidden up top a cul-de-sac) but four out of five dancers left me cold-long legs, flat (or flabby) asses and a few too many...

A weaker monger may have succumbed to the entreaties of April, Sue Ellie and Rayne (the only barside handi-wiper of the bunch) on this medium busy day before the Turkey, but I held out...

Hadn't been in in years-since a re-model. Nickel cover. Nothing on tap and extremely weak beer selection-five and a half for an (ice cold) Yuengling. Comfortable rectangular bar-lappers through saloon type doors to separate...

If your need eights and nines for your viewing pleasure S&T is not your place-these are down and dirty local area Philly girls-some a little long in the tooth and packing a few extra...

Under the circumstances the seven dollar cover the 'tender asked for at quarter to six today was like a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Lifeless, empty, depressing. Toilet was filthy with...

Place is reaching the popularity saturation point. Nowhere to park mid-day, stocked with more willing women than ever crawling all over you with their hands in your pockets among other places. But their hunger...

Packed to the rafters last Thurs nite. Bachelor parties (at least 6 PL's including one young lady took the massive hand-cuffed beating)a nice large AA contingent (and more sisters on stage than ever too)...

The good news is a very well-stocked rotation of nearly all Brasiliaras-a good half of whom were slim young lookers-even on an early Wed aft. The bad news is that for whatever combination of...

Heard one of my ATF's at my regular club moved over here after she failed to drop enough lbs. after the baby-that's the kind of place PO is-the last stop for older, heavier, grade...

Below par talent and a handful of custies on a slooooww Thurs nite drop the rating a little on this renowned Philly watering hole. The short-haired dirty blonde was atypically older and out of...

Remote spot by the airport with a pair of red neon palms out front. Beautiful physical lay-out inside with a few 'paintings' of nudes on the walls complemented by a neon 'woman is art,...

Judging from some reviews below, experiences here are mixed depending on your choice of dancer. Without going into names or activities, I believe these are some of the nicest digs and most accommodating girls...

I've got an eagle-eye for joints, but you could drive by this dump four or five times and never see it. Tucked back in a corner off 13 with practically no signage. Went in,...

Hate when a place I love going, has the formula exactly right, decides to change. Been away about a year and they've gussied up the exterior with lavender mood lighting and expensive awnings....

Never seen this place emptier (a full 2/3's) than a recent Mon aft @ 3. On past visits it's prime time and you need a shoehorn to wedge yourself in somewhere. My usual M.O....

Entered the club at 3:20pm with a hundred and twenty-six dollars and left an hour later with dirty pants, a half ounce lighter, and a wallet emptier than the bartender's head. ....

Sparse crowd on a Thurs nite-old fogeys and a smattering of Asians. Dancer quality IMHO has dropped significantly-most showing rings around the legs, cellulite on the hips and especially-the last recourse of the aging...

Spent a little over an hour (and exactly six bucks) here Thur nite. Thin line-up, and NO ONE circulating, soliciting dances. By comparison, spent close to a hun nite before in 'sister' club over...