Washington

Reviews by Onion

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17 years ago
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
Lake Forest Park, Washington
Went on a weekday night and...
Went on a weekday night and had a great time. Fun atmosphere, lots of cute young girls. After watching her do a couple of sexy, enthusiastic stage dances, I had some great...
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17 years ago
Déjà Vu Seattle
Seattle, Washington
Totally depends on when you go....
Totally depends on when you go. Stay far away during the day. It's awful. At night they fill it up with a bunch of good looking girls. I had some...
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17 years ago
Déjà Vu Seattle
Seattle, Washington
Went in on a Friday afternoon...
Went in on a Friday afternoon and left within 15 minutes. Only 3-4 dancers, none worth getting a dance from. But a great thing about the club is that they let you...
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17 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
I was in on a Tuesday...
I was in on a Tuesday night. Virtually all new faces to me, and young (read, inexperienced). I turned away many dance offers. Finally a cute, confident 24 year old AA...
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17 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Rick's has become totally hit or...
Rick's has become totally hit or miss, with miss happening more and more. I went in on a Friday night recently and had two extremely lame dances. First up was a girl...
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17 years ago
Sands Showgirls
Seattle, Washington
Sounds like the Sands is totally...
Sounds like the Sands is totally hit or miss. I got a miss. Nothing happening - just a couple of bored looking dancers, not even really interacting with the two customers in...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
I keep going hoping to see...
I keep going hoping to see certain girls. I get disappointed when they're not there. So I reset my expectations and am sometimes happily surprised and sometimes leave feeling like I wasted...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Finally went on a weekend day...
Finally went on a weekend day after a long lay-off. Quickly hooked up with an old favorite, now calling herself Ivy. Long and lean, she is a breath of fresh air with...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
My last trip to Ricks was...
My last trip to Ricks was mostly not very good, but a dancer with a great attitude saved it in the end. I had a very lame dance from a girl who is...
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18 years ago
Fox's
Tacoma, Washington
Not sure how the dancers here...
Not sure how the dancers here justify higher pricing than Ricks. $40 for a dance is outrageous. I did a 3 for $100 with LA, a cute skinny blonde. She had...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
The good voters of Seattle rejected...
The good voters of Seattle rejected the 4-foot/bright light rules!! So it should be back to normal at Ricks. Hopefully some of the girls who left the state when the new rules...
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18 years ago
Brandi's Exotic Nightclub
Vancouver, British Columbia
This is not the best club...
This is not the best club in Vancouver by a long shot. It's way too slick with no sense of fun. The girls on stage are mostly over-enhanced, with an attitude. ...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Lots of the same faces on...
Lots of the same faces on weekday afternoons. This is when girls who have "regulars" make their cash. Some girls almost never leave the couch dance area. Attitudes are good -...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Just back from Ricks on a...
Just back from Ricks on a Tuesday night. Had dances from 3 girls. Two great ones, one awful. Awful first: Unless you really like hands-at-sides air dances, do not even...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
The club is definitely at a...
The club is definitely at a low ebb in the ebb and flow of strip club life over the years. Maybe after the Nov. referendum wins, stopping the new rules from going into...
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18 years ago
Déjà Vu Seattle
Seattle, Washington
This rating is for the day...
This rating is for the day shift. The same 5 girls are the only ones who work the day anymore. Except for one, they give lame dances. The one - Violet...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Seems like the choice quality is...
Seems like the choice quality is falling. But the VIP room options continue to be great. There's a girl from Maui visiting working there now - she guided my hand to the...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Stopped in last night. A...
Stopped in last night. A few cuties working - it's a real mix these days. Got a pricing plan from a old pro that went like this: 30 for a dance,...
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19 years ago
Scarlett's Cabaret Denver
Denver, Colorado
I was in town on business...
I was in town on business and this looked like the best reviewed club. I was disappointed to learn, first that they don't serve steak anymore, just sandwiches (at least on that night)....
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19 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Gotta say, after some disappointing experiences...
Gotta say, after some disappointing experiences here, my last 2 visits were great. The sitting around watching the stage shows is still kind of a drag. But the 1 on 1 experiences...
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19 years ago
Déjà Vu Seattle
Seattle, Washington
You can always get a discount...
You can always get a discount on the entry charge - either pick up a pass from someone out on First Ave or find the ad in the Weekly or the Stranger (free newspapers)....
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19 years ago
Honey's Showgirls
Everett, Washington
Went on a Friday afternoon. ...
Went on a Friday afternoon. Fended off a hard sell from a weight lifter chick who suggested serious action (for $40 a dance). Then I told a few more girls "no thanks"...
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19 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Stopped by Sunday evening. It...
Stopped by Sunday evening. It was slow, but luckily one of my favorites was dancing. Duchess is a tall blonde with silky smooth skin and a toned body. She is great...
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19 years ago
Déjà Vu Seattle
Seattle, Washington
The day shift has totally changed...
The day shift has totally changed over. I recommend going after 7 for better selection and quality. Quite a mix in terms of mileage. Some girls know how to dance, others...