Reviews by Onion

I go on weekday afternoons every now and then. The few times I've been at night it's been very crowded. It's a slow scene in the afternoons. Usually just a few...

Some of the girls are getting very business-like about it all -- some of the fun from days past is missing. Not that I'm complaining (too much). Last week went in during...

You need to choose wisely here. I got lucky off the bat one recent weekday afternoon. Had a Ricks-like experience. Full access for my hands, and she gave plenty of good...

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. I think there was one other guy in the whole place. Most of the girls were sitting together at a table eating burgers from Dick's,...

This was for a visit about a month ago, but I didn't write up a review at the time. For the first time I got an offer for a $100 dance. And...

Seems like this place has high turn over. I almost never see the same girls when I go in (usually weekdays in the afternoon). Yesterday evening it was slow, with more guys...

Was in SF for business. When I am, I always make time to spend at MBOT. Last time in about a year ago I chose not to have a private show with...

My last trip to Rick's was amazing. Went on a Thursday afternoon. Things were slow until I got dances from a cute thin blonde who calls herself Dutchess. She allowed lots...

Mixed visit this time. Jessica coaxed me into a two for one right off the bat. She was giving good mileage so I went for a couple more after that. She...

I think I hit it just right this time, so this rating is probably higher than the club really deserves. I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon for a quick break from doing...

I went Saturday night and had a good time. Had some very sexy dances from Skye. She is beautiful and hot. No special perks, but a truly sensual fantasy of a...

Fox's is worth checking out. I went twice last week and had some fun. The club is very dark - plan to spend a few minutes stumbling around getting your eyes adjusted....

New experience to report. I'm not naming names, but was offered a $40 dance -- the highlight being a "taste." Hmmm ... So I bit (or licked as the case may be)....

First post-remodel visit. Wow, I felt like I was in an entirely different club. I miss the old Rick's (though this was just one visit early on a Friday night). It's...

There are always several good looking girls hanging out during weekdays. They'll usually spend time talking with you, not too pushy. Dance quality can vary widely. I recently had one from...