Reviews by clubtreker

This is the Geo Metro of strip clubs, or if you go back that far, the Rambler American. In other words, it's the most basic product you can call by that name without being accused…

Like several other reviewers, I stopped here to break up a long nighttime drive, well after midnight on Saturday. The good ones must have gone home, because what was left was pretty scary. I don't…

I agree completely with CCRiderm regarding Elizabeth. She is a woman of stunning beauty but not at all impressive in the LD room. I also concur with the possibility that she turns it up a…

A later arrival than normal saw the day shift just leaving, including a wave from an ATF, which at least made me feel free to experiment. First up was Sara, a petite American spinner whose…

I can echo ShotDisc's review below. Same dancer, same experience. I'm not sure Daniella's English is poor; she may be faking it to discourage you from leaving her. I got hustled into three friction dances-…

A good club but without vibe, or ambiance, or whatever the trendy term is right now, at least in the afternoon. Nice decor, good talent, excellent LD action, but 24 hours later I remembered the…

A failure of promised accomodations to materialize in the Orlando area led me to abandon sleep in retuern for a late night visit to Mons. It was crowded at my 2:30 a.m. arrival and only…

Rarely, very rarely, do I devote a review to one dancer. But I've been going to the Playhouse for six years, I've had dozen of dances with Vanessa, and she's never disappointed. The least latin…

I agree with several recent reviewers that the talent level seems to have gone up at bit in recent months, with the additions split among locals, Europeans, and Brazilians. A good mix of newbies and…

Writing a Mons Venus review for TUSCL is like giving a Super Bowl analysis the week after the game. It's tough to add anything that hasn't been said many times before. By now anyone who…

My first visit since February generated mixed results, as you can see from my rating scorecard. The value rating is "10" because I got a two-girl table dance (actually in the front corner at the end…

As other reviewers have noted, change comes slowly here. Since I visited several months ago a few old wall signs have come down and HD tv's have gone up; that's about it. Also the percentage…

The last review was positive enough to make me track the place down while traveling the Mass Pike. I didn't expect much on a Monday night, and I didn't get much. The air conditioning was…

Something new on a recent visit was a wet t-shirt contest around shift change time, 6:30 or so. It involved the regular girls which seemed to miss the point. Any wet t-shirt contest I've seen…

Most of the recent reviewers size this place up as I do. Stage dances are good, better than Delilah's various locations, on a par with GGR in Laurence Harbor. Talent varies; the weekend trade-off is…

Following up on my review in May, I combined both Tuesday afternoon and evening visits around a business meal and a Trenton Thunder ball game (15 minutes away). When the real thunder arrived and rained-shortened…

First time writing a review with the multiple choice questions. I'm not sure how to interpret "club rating", but Destiny the bartender is worth half a point at least. I would truly do things that…

Not a place I'd make a special trip, but I had a free pass in my wallet, given to me at another club, and I was waiting for USAir to find my baggage at PHL.…

My most recent visit came, coincidentally, on Valentine's Day. The 'Trap has followed McDonalds lead by adding a Value Menu in the VIP room- rates were quoted for the usual items on the buffet without…

I hadn't been here since the days when Teasers operated in half the building. The new setup is good if generic, with plenty of seating at the stage and elsewhere. Most of the patrons and…

The new layout was described well by eddiec305's review below. It's tastefully done and they apparently do open the old part- the front of the building - on weekends. Lost in the transition, unfortunately, is…

Just as in my previous visit here (reviewed June 5), I experienced mixed success over two days, which proves the wisdom of the advice "YMMV" if nothing else. First day, afternoon visit produced a sensuous but…

Without the romanesque statues that were scattered around the old location down the road, this version of DD is pretty generic, as well as very small. The decor reminds me of the Brass Flamingo…

Boy, I wish I could be around when the last few reviewers stop for a dance. It's a nice place inside, far beyond the Playhouse or GoGoRama in appearance, and the bar and floor staff…

I haven't done a Playhouse review for a while, so here's an update in plus/minus format. PLUS * Mileage, mileage, mileage. YMMV, but only from good to extreme. * Core of experienced dancers who know how to tease…