Reviews

This is the Geo Metro of strip clubs, or if you go back that far, the Rambler American. In other words, it's the most basic product you can call by that name without being accused…

Like several other reviewers, I stopped here to break up a long nighttime drive, well after midnight on Saturday. The good ones must have gone home, because what was left was pretty scary. I don't…

I agree completely with CCRiderm regarding Elizabeth. She is a woman of stunning beauty but not at all impressive in the LD room. I also concur with the possibility that she turns it up a…

A later arrival than normal saw the day shift just leaving, including a wave from an ATF, which at least made me feel free to experiment. First up was Sara, a petite American spinner whose…

I can echo ShotDisc's review below. Same dancer, same experience. I'm not sure Daniella's English is poor; she may be faking it to discourage you from leaving her. I got hustled into three friction dances-…

A good club but without vibe, or ambiance, or whatever the trendy term is right now, at least in the afternoon. Nice decor, good talent, excellent LD action, but 24 hours later I remembered the…

A failure of promised accomodations to materialize in the Orlando area led me to abandon sleep in retuern for a late night visit to Mons. It was crowded at my 2:30 a.m. arrival and only…

Rarely, very rarely, do I devote a review to one dancer. But I've been going to the Playhouse for six years, I've had dozen of dances with Vanessa, and she's never disappointed. The least latin…

I agree with several recent reviewers that the talent level seems to have gone up at bit in recent months, with the additions split among locals, Europeans, and Brazilians. A good mix of newbies and…

My first visit since February generated mixed results, as you can see from my rating scorecard. The value rating is "10" because I got a two-girl table dance (actually in the front corner at the end…

Writing a Mons Venus review for TUSCL is like giving a Super Bowl analysis the week after the game. It's tough to add anything that hasn't been said many times before. By now anyone who…

As other reviewers have noted, change comes slowly here. Since I visited several months ago a few old wall signs have come down and HD tv's have gone up; that's about it. Also the percentage…