Something new on a recent visit...

Something new on a recent visit was a wet t-shirt contest around shift change time, 6:30 or so. It involved the regular girls which seemed to miss the point. Any wet t-shirt contest I've seen has been part of an amateur night and the way the newbies lost their inhibitions was part of the show. While it cut down on the dollar parade for a time it also cut down on the interaction with the women, which is what the Playhouse is all about.

If it needs repeating, you don't go to the Playhouse to see supermodels on stage. The 6's and 7's outnumber the 9's, and I can only recall one 10 in all my years patronizing the place. That's OK, because you go for the lap dances and one of the natural laws of this activity (believe me, I've done the research) is that an average Joe like me and most of the TUSCL members will get much more bang for the buck with a 6 who wants to please than a 9 who wants to perform for NFL stars and ex-governors of New York.

It's a blue-collar Jersey place and if that's not your style there are plenty of bridges nearby to get you out of the Garden State.