7th Heaven
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1001 State Rte 3059, Conshohocken, PA 19428, USA*

Not a place I'd make a...

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clubtreker
Apr 22, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Not a place I'd make a special trip, but I had a free pass in my wallet, given to me at another club, and I was waiting for USAir to find my baggage at PHL. So a trip across town on the Surekill (I-76 if you're not aware of its local nickname) seemed in order.

I'd describe the building as unpretentious on the outside, a bit run down on the inside. Sometimes that's the recipe for a dynamite experience- it reminded me of the Waldorf, Maryland clubs of the 1980's. But it was just dead. Half a dozen guys mostly watching the Flyers lose, half a dozen dancers mostly taking it off on stage and making their tip rounds because that's their job. One tall blonde (Vanity?) had the body and personality to make it downtown or across the river, but the rest were worth a couple of dollars to be polite, no more.

In fairness, it was Monday night, and it's probably a whole different story if you're a regular like some of the previous reviewers. I might try again on a weekend if in the area, but not with high expectation.

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