Arrived at 6:00 pm on a...

Arrived at 6:00 pm on a Sunday but the first dancer didn't start until 6:40. In the future I won't arrive during the first hour after opening to avoid that problem. Tuxedos is BYOB like other Iowa nude clubs, but at Tuxedos they will escort you to a separate area where you can buy cold (very cold) beer. On Sunday your first three beers cost 25 cents (less than 9 cents per beer). The first dancer wasn't anything special, but a 20-year-old beauty named Skylar came around doing $1 topless table dances. I went to the back with her to take advantage of the 2-for-$25 topless lap dances. I'm fairly certain that the third dance was supposed to be $10 but she thought it was $15 so I didn't argue. Lap dances here have always lacked creativity. They plunk down on the sweet spot and rock back and forth for the entire song while you play with their tits. Skylar was a little better than most offering an occasional light side to side motion that provided a pleasant sensation. At most other clubs they will at least drop to their knees occasionally and rub your dick with their tits or lift up your shirt and give you some tit-to-stomach contact. Eventually Skylar's motion accomplished my goal. Before leaving, I watched a couple more very pretty (9's) dance. I spent about another $8 on stage tips to watch them go spread eagle showing off their smooth shaved pussies. I don't know how this place does so much better than other clubs at attracting very pretty and very young girls, but they do. I left happy after spending a total of $49.25