Reviews by Hanky Panky

Spearmint Rhino has apparently attracted most of the premium talent as evidenced by my recent visit. Rumor had it that Deja Vu was also doing well with talent. I had previously visited...

Well, good ol' Michaels is starting to make a minor comeback. Gone are the days of the free private booths and the talent level, while never outstanding, has slipped a bit as well....

Had to write yet another review of the best club in the Country, hands down. I read many of the prior reviews and cringe at many of the comments "too much hustle", "couldn't...

I have very mixed feelings about reviewing the legendary MBOTs. On the one hand, if you want to go to a strip club and enjoy the company of beautiful women for a...

Visited Crazy Horse on 9/21/06. It had been about 3 years since I'd been here. Really, not a whole lot has changed. I even recognized 2 or 3 of the dancers....

Previous reviews are all pretty accurate. Was here on a Saturday night and the house was packed wall to wall. Was difficult to navigate back and forth to the bathroom at times....

I've checked out XTC on both an afternoon and evening. Virtually the same in all respects. As previously mentioned, the club is rather rundown and seedy. It's basically out in the middle of...

Also went to Shotgun Willies same night and rated it a 7. As previously described, Penthouse is a large, well appointed, well partitioned club. Quality of dancers is practically the same as Shotgun Willies....

Not sure what the previous guy was reviewing. The Palace is not BYOB. This is a high-end club with a beautful, classy interior decor and a ton of well above average looking...

As Austin clubs go, this certainly is one of the nicer clubs in terms of atmosphere and environment. Completely redone since my last visit over 3 years ago. On a Saturday night, there were...

Checked out the Yellow Rose last week after moving back to Austin. Been almost 3 years since I'd been here and thought maybe it had changed a bit. Alas, still not to...

10 years ago, Sugars was the spot. Today, it is just not the same. Still a small little joint with limited opportunity for privacy. They now have some highback couches in the back...

Been to Palazio two or three times during Friday lunch, and once during the evening. Overall, a nice looking club with a pretty good atmosphere having been renovated since the last time I...

Well, since moving back to Austin, I've been to P10s 4 or 5 times as this was my favorite place from 3 years ago. Nothing has apparently changed in Austin. This is...

Checked out Expose last Thursday night after not having been there for over 3 years. My opinion has not changed. Generally, it's a decent looking club. Medium-sized, plenty of room to find a...

Visited the No. 5 Orange on Friday night, 9/23. This place is off the beaten path if you are downtown. Definitely need to get a cab out there. This club is...

Checked out the Brass Rail in August 2005. Situated in the middle of downtown, the club was pretty nice, with the "Upper Rail" upstairs offering a more classy exclusive environment with the higher...

Checked out the Cecil on Friday night, 9/23. Walked in and noticed kind of a musty rancor about. Nothing offensive but definitely had a bit of the stench of unclieanliness. Overally, a pretty...

Checked out Brandi's (The Ben Afleck incident) on Thursday 9/22 and Friday 9/23. Unquestionably the best club I found in Vancouver. The club is pretty small by general standards with a central main stage,...

You won't find many clubs better than Tootsies if you like a lot of gorgeous ethnic babes. This place is choc full of friendly, hot and highly playful beautiful young brazillian, argentinian, columbian,...

Based on the lack of any clubs even remotely similar in the Pacific Northwest, I can understand why Rick's gets such great reviews. On the national stage however, it lacks many of the...

Checked out the legendary Mons Venus a few weeks back. As a bit of an officiando in this field, overall I was pretty disappointed which my 7 rating should indicate. I should start by...

Well, the only other 10 rating I'll give in the country is Treasures, and I thought I'd reserve that number only for Treasures but Friday night changed my mind.... As most of you know, or...

Considering the GC rules in DC, this is probably damn near as good as it gets. This place is a tiny hole in the wall. Reminds me of old college bars I...