jimmyblong

Illinois

Reviews by jimmyblong

• review

  6 days ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Dead visit.

  I know Sunday evening isn’t the best time to visit, but this joint was dead. No Cover. One stage that was never used in the two hours I sat at the bar. ...
  Comments: 1

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  6 days ago

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  bfc1978
• review

  3 months ago
  Lipstick Cabaret

  Dallas, Texas
  Lipstick getting lamer

  Was visiting Dallas and had one uber to spend going to a club. Fun times at Lipstick in the past and even though recent reviews claim that thing have changed, I still was...
  Comments: 2

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  a month ago

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  MaxMaxima
• review

  6 months ago
  Lipstick Cabaret

  Dallas, Texas
  Lipstick Lothario

  Been about two years since I visited Lipstick and had fond memories. This was an evening visit compared to a dayshift visit before. Paid the $7 cover and got the VIP wristband...
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  6 months ago
  Chicas Bonitas

  Austin, Texas
  Hot sexy time

  After reading reviews, planned a visit during one of my work trips. Arrived early evening and there were only a handful of customers there. Loud hispanic music playing and close to twenty...
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  8 months ago
  Miss Kitty Showgirls

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Should be called Miss Big Cats

  After a long time away from STL and the 'east side' I returned and snuck out from some family obligations. Had time to visit one club and decided it had been a while...
  Comments: 1

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  8 months ago

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  deepthinker
• review

  a year ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  not much fun anymore.

  Found myself back at 390 because- well - there aren't many options now around Chicago during the day. Moderate cover charge collected by the cute bartender and beers were affordable. I think...
• review

  a year ago
  Lipstick Cabaret

  Dallas, Texas
  Lil' JImmy in the club!

  Arrived at 11am on Monday expecting a ghost town and girls not showing up yet or ready to dance. Paid my $5 cover and walked in. Stage is to the left and...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  MaxMaxima
• review

  2 years ago
  On The Border

  Franklin, Wisconsin
  When it rains, make it rain

  Seemed like a good idea to get out of the rain and let the storm pass and see some talent. I think the cover was $5 and a domestic beer with tip was...
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  Specialj
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  2 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  Dallas, Texas
  Ain't no stopping them now

  Many reviews about this place describe the layout. $3 cover and $6.75 beer from beer tub girl. Normally they have a bunch of girls working through a rotation of 7 stages. ...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
• review

  2 years ago
  On The Border

  Franklin, Wisconsin
  on the border of being incredible

  First time venturing behind the cheddar curtain to On The Border. Easy access of the expressway and free parking. $5 cover collected by bartender and then a $5.75 bottle of beer. ...
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  2 years ago

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  BaggerRider
• review

  2 years ago
  C-Mowe's Show Club

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Spoiler alert- waste of money.

  Went during the day because that's the only time they time they are open. I arrived around 1pm and paid no cover. Long bar across from front door and a few high tops....
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  how
• review

  2 years ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  Chicago clubs are lame- prove me wrong

  It's been a while since I ventured to 390. An hour drive to get there and back makes one think about going, but it really is the only club with daytime hours near...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
• review

  2 years ago
  Chicas Bonitas

  Dallas, Texas
  Mission Accomplished

  Uber'd over so I don't know about parking but they have valet and the lot is pretty beat up. Cover was $12 after id was scanned (maybe). The first thing that hits...
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  2 years ago
  Beach Girls

  West Des Moines, Iowa
  my favorite kind of beach

  Was in Des Moines and needed to get an itch scratched that only a young naked girl could reach. Beach girls is one of a few choices in Des Moines and closest to...
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  2 years ago
  Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

  Dallas, Texas
  A very undepraved visit

  It'd been awhile since I visited Texas with time to go see the Chicas at Chica Loca. Paid the cover charge and was almost denied entry because my shorts looked like basketball shorts....
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  3 years ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  Washington Park, Illinois
  Can't review what isn't there.

  I arrived Thursday evening after spending an hour or so across the way at Miss Kitty's to check out Hustler Club as it was within walking distance and I was ubering so...There was no...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  bfc1978
• review

  3 years ago
  Night Trips OKC

  Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
  Not OK in OKC

  Walked here from my hotel as I was in town for work. $10 cover and $6 beer ( I think). The bar is off to the right as you walk in and...
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  3 years ago
  Cowboys Showgirls

  Lexington, Kentucky
  Dance with a tuscl legend

  One night in town and time to visit one club. Based on reviews decided that Cowboys had the level of depravity that I required. Normal cover charge and a beer was typical...
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  Clear Guy
• review

  3 years ago
  XTC Cabaret Austin

  Austin, Texas
  Latin grind is fine

  Early evening visit while doing business in Austin. A traveler so not going to be a regular here. If I lived here I don't know that I would be either. CLub...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  Bud8730
• review

  3 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  Dallas, Texas
  baby got back at babydolls

  Been a while since I visited Baby Dolls. Monday had a $3 cover and beer was $5.75. There are a lot of girls working even on a Monday night. There are...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
• review

  3 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  hands on entertainment

  Ubered to club from hotel and paid $12 cover. Really appreciate TUSCL when traveling and club hopping in an Uber is an expensive option. Glad to know what clubs to try and...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  WildIndigoHorse
• review

  3 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

  Two different dayshift reviews- a few weeks apart. Snuck out to explore and they were only Washington park place open for dayshift. Both times there were very few dancers working (2-3) and...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  bfc1978
• review

  3 years ago
  Masters Gentleman's Club

  Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
  not much else to do.

  Snuck away from family to explore and during the day options were slim to none. Masters had two girls working plus bartender. no cover charge and the beer was normal range for...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  oldman915
• review

  3 years ago
  Club 390

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  Super shorts songs return

  Returned after a few weeks to check in and really cause Chicago doesn’t have many daytime options, $5 cover and $6 beer. Day shift used to be no cover. The main stage...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo