Reviews by clover

This is a, sparkling new, upscale, gentlemen’s club and steak house. This dramatic stand-alone building just opened on Wednesday March 15, 2006. Valet parking is complementary. A $10 entrance fee will be imposed in the…

T’s lounge used to be one of my favorite stops in West Palm. It has a new out ward appearance. Large PVC palm trees, in primary colors, that light up…

The out side of this place is looking pretty good. There is very limited parking. This is a dark, shabby place. Beer and wine only. Bench seating faces the stage.…

Ah the original Mermaid was a very dark place, debauchery in motion. $2 short dances, $5 intense lap dances and $25 all you can stand private dances. But they tore…

I don’t understand these high ratings. There is nothing special about this club IMHO. I paid $3 for valet parking and a $5 cover charge. The atmosphere is attractive but once…

This place is large, packed and swinging. Lots of people, lots of laughs. I enjoyed the long comfortable bar and the attention I received. Stage show and a VIP room for dances. At least fifty…

This dark, dirty, dingy, place has the atmosphere of a deserted crack house. There is very limited parking. You have to know where this place is to find it. The stage is behind the…

This club is abysmal inside and out. It’s small, dark, desolate, dismal and hard to find. A dark cloud of gloom hangs over this place. There is no fun to be had here. Watered down…

This is club has an attractive atmosphere. There is plenty of guarded parking. The parking attendant also frisks you on the way in. I suppose this keeps the majority of the guns out of the…

This place is not near anything. There is plenty of, no charge parking. The Stage is in the center of the room. The bar wraps around it. There is no access to tipping while on…

I found this small club annoying. The dancers are biker ma’s that tend to be blunt and in your face. The lap dances take place on a couch, in the hallway between the theatre, the…

No parking. Busy place, lot’s of people, having lots of fun. This place was so crowed you could not get a drink let alone a lap dance. I was able to coax a few from…

I enjoyed an upscale dinner and stage show here. I had female company at my table. The women were very attractive and cordial. I received great attention from several young ladies. With good two…

No parking. Yes admission charge. I didn’t care for the place. It’s dark and dirty. The women are hard-core. The prices are outrageous. The selection is few. There are long waits between dancers. Everyone is…

I stopped by twice while in San Francisco recently. I paced myself this time and had a great time. I spent most of my time in NYNY with the $5 short laps and the…

This is the best club, I have been to, outside of Florida. This club is not glamorous. It is full of smoke, but the mileage is as good as you will find anywhere. The key…

The outside of the building keeps looking better. They now sport a paved parking lot with curbs. The parking lot attendant will ask for a tip. $1.00 seems to work. The drinks are now $5…

You will be most likely be parking on the street. This is an old building, purpose built as a strip club. It’s a small shoebox with no windows. The inside of this place has changed constantly…

This is my first trip to their champagne room. I never saw a reason to go before. Due to the intense, full contact, nude lap dances in the theatre with extras for $10 per song. The…

This is a very small, dark, dirty, abysmal club. They have plenty free parking. There are only a few, bruised, tattooed and ugly girls that could scare off a biker gang. Crack stripper comes…

This is a very small club. They have free parking for about ten cars out front. The last three times I’ve been here they could not even fill the lot. The entire crew is new.…

007 lands his L-39 jet at Palm Beach International Airport and taxis into Signature fixed base operation. They roll out the red carpet and bring his Aston-Martin to him. He straightens his tie and lights…

Nothing much has changed from my last visit, a year ago, but to enhance my report. The club is in a former extravagant residence. You can still distinguish where the formal dining room, ballroom and…

This place keeps getting bigger, but the staff keeps getting colder. Some of the girls are downright rude. Can anyone explain what’s going on here? They have plenty of parking and a very nice nightclub…

I stopped by for my friend’s sake. The strip clubs in Costa Rica are off the chart, but expensive, compared to massage parlors, dance clubs and brothels. Don’t forget prostitution is legal here. We were met…