You will be most likely be...

You will be most likely be parking on the street. This is an old building, purpose built as a strip club. It’s a small shoebox with no windows.

The inside of this place has changed constantly since the new owners took over. The DJ booth has been in every corner. The couches were arranged like a living room at one time, Hence the name. They have been rearranged many different ways over time. They seem to have settled for a bus station type of arrangement, with all of them in two straight rows facing the stage. For me this doesn’t work at all. Trying to get to the stage to tip is very awkward. Several semi-private rooms have cropped up along the years. The girls seem to prefer the semi private VIP areas. I like the private room behind the bar, formerly a DJ booth. There is a $25 charge to the house plus $20 per song. Extras are available and high mileage is assured.

This place has always been known for its, over the top, vulgar, stage routines. A new crew of younger, better looking, talent has arrived recently. They are brand new, awkward and not trained in the way of stripping, lap dancing or communicating with the customers. Mindless young girls, if you will. As a CLDI (certified lap dance instructor) I feel it my duty to instruct these new-bees in the way of all things lewd.

I agree with most of the reviews but the girls range from 0-6 and the prices quoted were higher than the average paid. Lap dances range from $5 to $20, depending on extras. The highest VIP area is $25.