Reviews by clover

This is a small uninviting place. Some locals *might* come here. There is no nudity and no alcohol. The girls are generally over weight, but willing enough to tempt you into going into the…

This is a large upscale club in the middle of nowhere, with three layered stages. The girls are above average, in fact beautiful. Lots of attention is given to you at the stage for a…

B. T. s is in a convenient location. Sunset and South Dixie. They have free valet parking. Street parking is a problem. The interior is dark and drab. The circular bar is to…

This place has not changed much in the last couple of years. It’s expensive. The atmosphere is hard and stainless steel. Nights are busy, days are slow. You will find a variety of women here.…

The Club Piscina is laid out more like a very attractive beer garden than a nightclub. Downstairs it is one very large room with about a hundred small aluminum tables and chairs. There is a…

I was in the neiborhood, so I stopped in at VIP Star again. This time I went in through the bar. It still cost $2 for the first drink. This was at about 430 PM.…

Vibrations is in the zona rosa, the international tourist area known locally as gringoland. It is the only strip club that is not discreet. It has flashing neon signs as a tell tale sign that…

This club is directly behind Ecstasy. If you didn’t know that you would never find this place. It has been closed for several months for remodeling. It was a very large and beautiful club. It…

I went on a long adventure today. I hopped on one of the blue busses that pass by my door, just to see where it goes. I rode it to the end of the line…

Hours of Operation: Noon to 9 at night. Café Rojo is very hard to find, even when standing right in front of the door. It is directly across the street from the airport terminal. The only…

I am so sorry. This is not the club that is directly across from the Marriott. In fact this club is great but it is closed for renovations. It should be completed by the time…

I went to VIP-star recently. It’s only about eight blocks from my place but I got hopelessly lost trying to find it. Luckily the taxi had a meter. ($1.67) They have two entrances. The left…

July 2006 Hours of Operation: Nine in the evening till early morning. Vibrations is dark and seedy. Street parking only. It is located in the entertainment district at Ave. Amazonas and Wilson. This place you-can-not-miss. They advertise…

Hours of Operation: Nine in the evening till early morning. Swing is a FUN place. The girls dance long lively sets, on the order of FLASH DANCE, the movie. There are three stages and a viewing…

The Foxy Lady Lounge has reopened as Escapades Gentlemen’s Club. Pasties are required but seldom worn. No cover days. Renovated inside and out. Looks very upscale inside. Everything is new and modern. The parking lot obstacles are…

Old Tootsie’s vs new Tootsie’s. The old club was great. You could easily mingle with the girls there was a lot more contact throughout the club. It was a lot more intimate and seedy. I…

The Playhouse, is as advertised. Lots of fun, lots of free parking, large female staff. Every type of women is represented here. No total beauties but lots of fun and mileage for a few dollars.…

This place is out of the way. Although they have a good sized parking lot, it fills up fast. This is a popular place. The inside is most attractive. There is a small stage behind…

Cheerleaders is an average bikini bar. They have a large lot, for free parking. The out side of the building is very plan. If not for the small sign you would not know this place…

La mansion is next door to Josephine’s. It is not a strip club per’ se but a hostess club. The building is despicable on the outside but clean and glamorous on the inside. It…

I visited 2001 (formally one of my favorite clubs) last week. They have limited free parking. I have been here probably three times in the last two years, so there was no big cosmetic…

Mon’s Venus is an old time classic. It was the first of the new wave of groping strip clubs. There has been a $20 entrance fee as long as I can remember. They have limited…

D’Pelufos is located in San Padro, on the main highway, a short taxi ride from Gringo Gulch. It’s a small dedicated building designed for a strip-sex show. The small parking lot and entrance is dirt…

Quito Ecuador is fantastic. I went to several clubs. By the way taxi drivers always get a kick back from all the clubs. You pay the difference. As a comparison in Quito a beautifully appointed…

It is indeed directly across the circle from the JW Marriott. There is no sign. Just a guard standing in front of door number 515. There is another club just like it right next door.…