I went to VIP-star recently. It’s...

I went to VIP-star recently. It’s only about eight blocks from my place but I got hopelessly lost trying to find it. Luckily the taxi had a meter. ($1.67) They have two entrances. The left door leads to a small, quiet, blue-collar bar. There is a sitting room at the end of bar with a few chicas relaxing and playing board games. Three athletic Negroes guard the right door. One asks for a $2 admission then asks what I want to drink. He reaches in a cooler and gives me a one-liter bottle of beer. Down a few steps to this large, jumping place. This is a local blue collar place no tourists. No one in this place speaks any English. On the stage there are mostly guys dancing with chicas and a few chicas showing their stuff. (Later on a strip show starts. The girls come on stage one at a time. They only remove one garment per song. This takes a long time and I start to lose interest. They put a lot of effort into each dance. I don’t know where they get the energy.) On other nights they have talent shows. They also show a projected movie on one wall that switches rapidly between sex-acts, nude pictures, antique erotica and slapstick comedy. A high pace comic announcer keeps the place going. There are dozens of chicas of every shape and size. I make my usual mistake of grabbing this young, shy chica, retiring in the corner. She insists on chatting away and orders two glasses of ice to share my large beer. They do not charge anything for lady drinks. UNHEARD OF. After we finish the beer a waiter asks me to buy another for $1. Instead I decide to go upstairs for $7 full service. Upstairs a young Negro checks us in. Although this chica was young, shy and attractive (I have pictures) She had no talent. She allowed me to do what ever I wanted, but contributed nothing. It just didn’t work for me. Total cost so far $11. Back down stairs, I give her $2 to go away and find this sultry spinner. I had an eye on her from the beginning. She just exudes sex but she was busy. While waiting for her, this vision walks into the room. Possibly the most beautiful chica that I have ever seen. Someone grabs her right away. The sexpot comes over to me. I buy a beer and two cups of ice. $1. We share the large beer. She is a lot of fun and makes a fuss over me and fondles me. She takes my hand and rubs it all over her body. She is a blast. Soon we are upstairs. I tip the young Negro $2 to extend my time. She is everything you could hope for in a spinner. After thoroughly exploring two orifices she offers the third for $20. I jump at the offer. It was an extremely difficult entry. Her discomfort only added to my pleasure. I grabbed the first taxi out of there. No meter $2.

Total cost for the evening $36.

What I learned from this experience.

Know where you are going and take a taxi with a meter. $1. Go in through the door on the right. Order a drink at the bar. $1 Fool around with the chicas in the sitting room. If they don’t do it for you go down stairs. Choose wisely. Share a beer. $1. Go upstairs. $7. Tip the Negro $1 for extended play. Go home in a taxi with a meter. $1. Total cost $12