Reviews by BPP03

Ahh, the parade. I've said it before and I will say it again: every club should have a parade of girls every hour or so. I can't tell you how many times I have been…

I thought that on the Saturday afternoon of a Nebraska night game this place would be packed or empty. It was neither. There were a few people, but the dancer to patron ration was still…

Having never been to AZ, I used tuscl to pick a club. It did not disappoint. This isn't your average hole-in-the-wall (not a gloryhole joke). This place is a high-end club. Clean, and you feel…

Flight to a bachelor party got stranded in DC, so a few of us had to make our own fun while the others waited in FL. Found this through a concierge recommendation. First thought: it's…

F&%k this club. Why? Because I showed up just before midnight, paid $15 to get in, and inside there was absolutely no where to go. The bar was filled. The private area was filled. The…

On the plus side, this club has a wide, wide, wide variety of girls. Whatever you're into, you'll probably find something close. (I mean, this isn't Vegas, there's not 200 girls, but the…

Tame. That's my best, and quickest description. The place isn't bad, it's just tame. I suppose if you've never been to a club in big city like LA or Vegas, it would seem like an…

Back to Pittsburgh for business. Got a few recommendations for this place during the evening, so went to check it out. Didn't really strike me as a sketchy part of town, but didn't…

Ah, Saturday's. Maybe that name should have been a clue. I was here on a Wednesday, partly because I was told they had good "bargains" on Wednesday (went with some local business contacts,…

Got bumped on a layover and ended up pal-ing around with some guys who recommended this place. The club was clean (which is always a huge plus for me), the girls were friendly and…

Hit up Xposure after watching TCU just demolish Utah. Surprisingly, the mood in the club seemed to be a reaction to the loss. The girls just didn't seem as bubbly as I would…

Stopped by 2001 recently and learning something. I learned that strip clubs are apparently seasonal. Between the end of the NBA season and the start of the NFL season, a lot of guys…

Had to be in Philly for business, so when in Rome...Hit up D's on a Friday late afternoon through early evening. Place itself was very, very nice. I've been to everything from crazy…

This place could have been better, but it could also have been a hellavu lot worse. They had the football games on, which was great, but which also tells you that there weren't the…

First, "where the hell is this place?!" That was spoken more than a few times while my friends drove around trying to find Mardi Gras. The answer is that it's behind the grocery store. (Publix?…

Flight delay became an overnight delay, so I called a friend in ATL. A few hours later we found ourselves at Goldrush. First, is this the place where some of the NBA players…

I put a lot of trust in the Larry Flynt name, and once again he didn't let me down. The club was far from fantastic, but it is well worth the time and money.…

I admit, I was drunk long before I entered this club. But that's why my value rating is so high. I had an absolute blast, was entertained by numerous young ladies, and still…

I'm told that San Antonio isn't the best city in Texas for strip clubs, Dallas is. I had heard that before going to PMC, so maybe I wasn't expecting much. But this place…

I have to be honest - I've been to Sheri's maybe a half dozen times, and it's never really blown me away. There's always a good selection of girls working, and the majority of…

I first heard good things about this club a few years back. I can't say that it was disappointing, but it certainly wasn't as good some of the clubs in bigger cities (Vegas, NYC,…

I hate to give a club a bad review, but I consider this a public service. This club was terrible. Truly awful. My friends and I walked in, did one lap around…

Heard about this club while visiting Erie, PA, so I decided to check it out. Showed up around midnight on a Saturday night. The first thing I noticed is that the club is…

THE CLUB - If they installed poles, I'd think about upping my rating. "What?! No poles?!" you ask. "No poles." But fear not, I hear poles are on the way.…

This place is really great. The bartenders and waitresses are talkative and not pushy about drinks, and the girls are hot. Just be careful about amateur night. I think it's Tuesdays.…