Reviews by nychuck2000

Crazy Horse is a strip club from the time before Gentlemen's Clubs, and the dancers look at though they have been working there ever since. Any club with a sign outside the VIP room…

Still can't quite figure out what to make of this club and this chain. The mileage is quite higher than I would expect, but the vibe is so corporate and sterile that it's not…

This is a giant ATM with everyone trying to get the most money out of you while providing the least in return. Admission was $20, coat check was $3, and a glass of wine…

An odd,quirky club with great looking ladies, but much more is suggested than actually provided. The dancers dance on two long stages in front of the bars at each end of the room. Some…

This club appears to have closed permanently. Not much of a loss, the dancers were even more scary than the customers. No private contact, just dollar tips at the bar. The Jade Lounge…

Dropped by during JazzFest. Rick's seems to be the best club in NO, although that's not saying much given the outrageous prices and low milege in most clubs. There is surprisingly low hustle;…

A surprisingly small club in the middle of what used to be called the Combat Zone, where I got started in this hobby. $20 gets you in the door, although the bouncer gave me…

Aftee a depressing disaster at Sam's Hofbrau House, I stumbled across this club, virtually across the street. Although there were vew few people, and not many dancers, it was a far better experience.…

I found myself back at Flashdancers just before Christmas on a very slow day at work. The good news is that mileage seems to continue to increase. The dancers now seem to almost…

This is as grim as it gets. First of all. it is hardly in "downtown" LA -- it's about 20 minutes east without traffic in the middle of nowhere. They claim free admission,…

New Jersey clubs are strange, and AJs is no exception. It is very dark, and the women dance in bikinis in the middle of the bar area, but quite far from the rail.…

I am sure that Sunday night is thhe worst night to visit any club, and my visit didn't do much to dissuade me of that. First of all, there was an empty condom box in…

Checked out Private eyes for a late lunch. Quite surprised to find that they have a day time cover, unlike its sister club, Flashdancers, which is a far better experience. The dancers seem…

This was my home club in the 90's -- I often dropped by on the way home or even at lunch. There was a great Puerto Rican girl named Jackie, who was always lots…

In one of those "what the hell am I doing?" moments, I somehow found myself in this club one evening and then again the next afternoon. The main thing going for it is the…

I have been going to this club for years, and it's always exactly the same. Gorgeous girls dancing naked in front of you. Absolutely no touching or contact, and virtually no communication of…

I spent an unexpectantly pleasant late night here during JazzFest. Mileage has improved quite a bit since my last visit a year ago. I don't remember names, but a lovely blonde spent quite a…

I spent a surprising pleasant evening at Rick's, staying much longer than I expected. The dancers were friendly, happy to sit on your lap and chat, and not too pushy about dances, although everyone lobbied…

I used to go to Gallaghers many years ago, when it was around the corner on Queens Blvd. It was one of the few clubs in New York that seemed relaxed and pleasant, long…

I can never understand San Francisco strip clubs. It's as though nothing has changed since 1978 - the same mirrors, the same sort of depressed, dirty old man feeling. Crazy Horse isn't bad,…

I was back at Flashdancers for what turned out to be a quite enjoyable afternoon. First of all, everyone was friendly - willing to sit and chat rather than the quick wanna dance routine.…

Pussycat Lounge is part of New York history - nothing has changed since 1970 - the same kind of skanky girls, cheap drinks, stale beer. This isn't a gentlemen's club. But in a…

The Kings Inn was dead and grim on a weekday afternoon. There were more bouncers at the front door than customers in the club. After a couple minutes at the bar, a somewhat…

Very dead late on a weekday afternoon. Just three dancers and a few PLs. One dancer seemed quite hot, another not, and the third somewhere in the middle. Minimal hustle, if anything I…

Despite my best efforts,I keep getting drawn back to Flashdancers. Its mileage is pretty good by NYC standards, the women offer a range of body types, and it's right in Times Sq. This…