Reviews

Had it not been for the brightly-lit sign, I’d have sailed right past the strip mall where this club is located. The club has a pleasant layout, with a main stage area and benches…

Stop #5 on my trip was the ‘Downer. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the place was moderately crowded. The club has low ceilings, a long runway for a stage and…

My sixth and final stop on the tour de strip was Seductions. Unfortunately I missed the legendary Cassie by a few minutes (she’s only on 12-5 in the afternoons) but I still had a…

My first stop in Canada was Private Eyes, and yes, it’s very hard to find. (My thanks to Clubtreker for directions!) It seems that a lot of the clubs in Ontario are out…

Drive past the other strip clubs and massage parlors on Lundy’s Lane and you’ll find Cristals. It’s an open, airy club that looks more like a themed restaurant, and the atmosphere is a welcome…

I made a stop here on a Tuesday afternoon as a warm-up to the clubs across the border. The club is located off of the Thruway at exit 49 near some industrial buildings on…

Whoops! For some reason I ended up placing my last review of this place in the Gentleman's Choice column. Must've been the language barrier...or the beer.

I made my first visit here last fall…

Whoops! For some reason in my last review I got this place confused with the Chateau de Sexe down the street. Must've been the language barrier...or the beer. Let's see if I…

Stopped in on a Monday night during both the Jazz Festival and the American July 4th weekend. The place is much like other Ste. Catherine clubs. Go up the stairs, pay the $5…

It was the hottest Saturday so far this year, and after a day riding the rides at Six Flags, I decided to check out the rides of a different sort. I hadn’t been to…

After the Mardi Gras, I thought I’d round out that hot Saturday afternoon at my crapshoot club. Predictably the place was DEAD, with only three dancers making the rounds. Most of the customers…

I have to agree with DrkShadow that the mileage of this place has become more of a crapshoot than Forrest Gump’s chocolate box, and there’s no predicting what you’ll find when you walk in.…