Reviews

OK, back to the 'Vu for another fun night. The remodeling is pretty much done. That's the good news. The bad news is that the club expects YOU to pay for it. The…

End Zone

Port Matilda, PA

I was over in Millheim for...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was over in Millheim for a fishing trip, tried to go to Heartbreakers and found out that they aren't even there any more. Oh well, off for the 40 minute ride over the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

OK, I was in town and...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

OK, I was in town and thought I would stop at an old favorite to look at some pretty things. And let me tell you, I was not disappointed on this point. MBOT…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Having never been here before, I...

Having never been here before, I thought I would check it out to see how things were uptown. The $12 cover charge before 8pm was reasonable. The nicest thing was that you are…

Rick's

Seattle, WA

OK, it's been several years since...

OK, it's been several years since I've been back up to the Pacific North West and Rick's. I was in town tonight and thought I would check in on the old place. Well,…

Browns

Spitalfields

OK...at least the beer is reasonable!...

OK...at least the beer is reasonable! (See my other review of the Spearmint Rhino) No entrance fee and the girls are spectacular! This place is down around the financial district so you get the quality experience…

Spearmint Rhino

Holborn

Perhaps I'm jaded by the clubs...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Perhaps I'm jaded by the clubs in the US, but this place is kind of like a Playboy magazine, very pretty, but without much substance. The decor is top notch and the girls are very pretty.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Haven't been traveling a lot recently,...

Haven't been traveling a lot recently, so I needed a fix of pretty ladies. Yes, there are places in Philly that have more nudity and more explicit dancing, but none of them have the…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, NB

I was in town again and...

I was in town again and stopped by Angies last night. Unfortunately, they are still doing the three dance intermission between girls. This puts a lot of downtime in the entertainment. The…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

This club is a perennial favorite....

This club is a perennial favorite. The girls here are pretty (not quite MBOT level, but very nice) and they are friendly. Viperroom is right, tipping well by the stage will get you a lot…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

OK, here's the scoop and the...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

OK, here's the scoop and the menu. The girls here are unquestionably gorgeous. I don't know where they get girls this pretty and yet this raunchy. Life is good... If you just want to go…

Men's Gallery Sydney

Sydney

This club is a clone of...

This club is a clone of it's sister clubs right down the street (Pure Platinum). The two clubs in the CBD are both on Pitt Street about 5-6 blocks from each other. The…

Pure Platinum

Sydney

This club is a clone of...

This club is a clone of it's sister clubs right down the street (Men's Gallery). The two clubs in the CBD are both on Pitt Street about 5-6 blocks from each other. The…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, IL

Hadn't been here in a while...

Hadn't been here in a while and I wasn't disappointed with the return. This place is the class of the strip clubs in the area. Yeah, the mileage isn't good, but then again…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, IL

I was in town for one...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I was in town for one night and my hotel was just down the street from the Allstar so I thought I'd pop in for a visit. They are not kidding when they say…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Having never been to a club...

Having never been to a club in California, I wasn't sure what to expect. You know, you go into a new club in a new town and you're not sure what the rules are,…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, NB

Angies is a pretty decent place....

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Angies is a pretty decent place. Not a showplace by any means, but friendly girls (mostly 7's and 8's) and excellent private dances. Private dances are full nude and full contact. Your mileage may…