Having never been here before, I...

Having never been here before, I thought I would check it out to see how things were uptown. The $12 cover charge before 8pm was reasonable. The nicest thing was that you are not constantly hounded to buy the $4 soda like most other clubs. I also didn't have my half finished glass grabbed to "clean up" either. Nice touch to make guys feel more welcomed and less hustled.

The girls are pretty. A couple of 5-6 mixed in, but you can use their stage time to go get a fresh drink. The girls actually try to be entertaining here. The stage is kind of small and a semi-circle on one side of the room. If you are in the back of the room, visibility is bad. They have a plasma screen back there with a camera focused on the stage, but if I wanted to watch TV, I would stay home. Make sure you try to get up front. Each girl did two songs on stage (strictly regulated to about 2 1/2 to three minutes) Her first was in her stage lingere and then it all slowly comes off by the second song.

The private dances are $20 in lingere, $40 topless and $60 fully nude. I took one of the sweet things back for a visit and sampled a couple of the $20 dances. The VIP area is really interesting. They have built nooks all around that are about 5ft square and are basically big flat beds. For the $20 dances, she had me scoot back against the wall with my legs sticking straight out. She straddled over top and let the dancing begin. Good contact and limited mileage with certain restrictions. After a couple of those, I told her that I thought it was time to get out of all those clothes for the last dance. Well, that certainly changed the rules. She had me lay down across that bed, shed her clothes and then layed down on top of me. Her whole approach to the dance changed from "This is nice" to "We have something to take care of here..." Well gentlemen, let's just say that there was a need for a "Cleanup in Aisle 6" when she was done.