Reviews by dankwanker

To call it a downmarket solution is giving it a bit too much credit. Dimly lit with a stage in the center of the place and a small second stage off to the side....

High-variance establishment, imo. Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. Dancers outnumbered customers 3-2 or so, and ran the scale from 4-9. After going thru the dollar parade, settled on a brazilian who rated about...

Stopped by on Saturday last weekend. Archibald's expands on the weekend to include the pool hall next door & upstairs, and I was routed there for the first time... on previous visits, I've always...

Crowded on a Saturday night. Dancers were 6-8 range, with a couple on the higher side. Only problem was I wasn't a local -- it sure helps if you're looking for dances. Didn't partake...

Stopped in early on a Thursday evening and found it to be a regrettable decision. Dancers in the 4-7 range with one 9 who was amazingly indifferent; she sat at the bar, got on...

Recent pop-in on a Thursday nite found a collection of 5-7s with the occasional 8-9. The hard sell--no pun intended here--was unrelenting. Had north of 10 women ask for a PD in the first...

Used to be my favorite spot in DC (as far as one can have a favorite spot, I suppose)--laid back atmosphere, range of 5's to 8's on stage. But the quality of the dancers has...

Stopped back at the Player's Club not long ago, and it was jam-packed on a Saturday night. While I was a little disappointed that they seemed to have dispensed with the two-girl shows (didn't...

Went in on a Sunday and was pleasantly surprised at a decent selection & friendly dancers. Laps went anywhere from a 7 to a 9 on the grind-o-meter and went about as high-mileage as...

stopped in here on a Friday afternoon last week. Most girls here in the 6-8 range. Since I wasn't carrying any alcohol on me, I had to settle for buying ginger ale, but that's...