I should have known better after...

I should have known better after reading the reviews but I thought "Hey the last review is almost a year old. Maybe things have changed."

There's a $3 parking fee--self park. I did a quick scan of the surroundings and didn't see a likely place to park legally nearby so I paid it. Then there's a $5 entrance fee (isn't a cover charge supposed to cover a drink or two?). A whiskey cost $7 (or maybe it was $8). There was a cute Asian girl sitting at the bar who had entered just ahead of me which I thought was a little strange: a woman customer coming in alone--hooker? So I took a seat at the bar and within a minute or two a dancer joined me. She was pleasant to talk to and pretty attractive. When she went out to smoke I asked the Asian if she were here to apply for a job. She didn't understand English very well, which is probably a good thing. That was a pretty rude question. Anyway she indicated that she was there with some friends. There were two guys sitting next to her on the other side so I didn't pursue further.

The dancer came back and offered two lap dances for $25 which I resisted for a while but she said there'd be lots of contact. I was doubtful but eventually I decided I had to do it for the sake of tuscl! I couldn't leave without sampling the goods for a truly comprehensive review. The small head was not involved in this decision at all. Purely rational.