Reviews by happylap

I sat and talked to a dancer from Milwaukee who mostly complained about how dead it had been since she arrived a week ago. I asked if there were any local girls and she…

I stopped in on a Monday evening but didn't have time to stay long. I was picking someone up from O'Hare and the plane was delayed. I drove over to Allstar's but it…

First of all my rating means nothing. I spent so little time here that it is unfair for me to give a rating. It's currently 6.71 so I could give it a 6…

The lap dances here rate a 10 but the stage show is lame which brings my rating down -1. Many girls don't even remove their tops. I found out why this time around:…

I visited about 1:30 pm on a Monday. The place was pretty dead. There were about two other customers in the place. It being Veterans' Day, I thought it might be a…

I visited early on a Monday afternoon so take that into consideration with my rating. There were only 3 or 4 customers an maybe twice that many dancers. I think the cover charge…

I didn't think I'd return to this dive after my disappointing visit two years ago but I found myself in the area for business with some time on my hands. (oops, I just checked…

I visited on a Thursday, early afternoon. I was hoping to get a dance from my HB favorite but she was occupied for thirty minutes upstairs and was booked with another customer for another…

This is another one of those Wisconsin clubs with the traveling circus of ladies. They dance for a week and then move on to another club in the circuit. It's a good sized…

Visited on a Tuesday evening--early, about 5 or 6. I was coming from Upper Peninsula so got a little mixed up on the time zone thing. It was an hour later for me.…

Things that knock my rating down: - no nudity, all bikini, on stage - only one way touching during the lap dances - girls not allowed to sit and bullshit with customer. They can only…

Visited on a Thursday afternoon a little after 2pm. Not many customers but at least 8 girls working. I watched and tipped at the stage for a while trying to decide which…

I visited Playpen on a Thursday afternoon between 1 and 2. There were 8 or 10 men sitting at the bar and 3 women. It's not a big place but pretty good size…

I don't know if this really counts as a review since I didn't get past the guy behind the bullet-proof glass. I guess that's up to the founder. I stopped in about 5:30pm on a…

I give this club a 5 because I have to give it a number to submit a review. I didn't really spend enought time there to give it a fair rating but I did…

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you can…

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you can…

This place is hardly worth reviewing. I'm not from Portland so I don't know if it's typical of the area but from the reviews I've seen on tuscl it is. I visited on…

My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Hooters. Maybe they’re raunchy in their own right.) But after…

I stopped by here on Friday afternoon, before Veterans' Day, after visiting One Step Beyond. (review posted there) It's much bigger than OSB and newer. I had a hard time finding Bobby's because I…

This club gets low marks for the quality of dancers. But there is a full bar and the lapdances are not expensive: $10 for topless, $20 for nude. Lapdances are in small private…

Visited on a Tuesday night, arrived about midnight or a little later. Club was busy. My first impression was the club was "down and dirty". Not a value judgement, just an observation.…

i dunno. I checked this club out one weeknight in late June this year. Not much to write about. I'd heard they had good pizza but the barmaid was honest w/me and…

Visited this club on a Monday evening as I was passing through on my way to the Upper Penninsula. Quite a surprise! It's a down and dirty bar $3.50 beers -…

Oops! I reviewed this club last month but didn't realize it was the wrong club. I meant to review Allstars near Chicago. I've never been to Allstar's in San Antonio. In…