Too much choice

It was a little before 10 pm. Bouncer at the door asked for my ID "just to be sure I have it on me" Hunh? Why? I'm over 60 yo. Oh well... Cute girl behind a counter told me the cover is $12. Yikes! seems like a lot. I asked for senior discount but she said since they are the only club in town they don't give discounts... fair enough. The bouncer added that there are over 30 girls inside, they are all good-looking and half-naked. OK! I'm convinced. Here's my $$! Let me in!! That's the monger in me talking.

I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the talent. I immediately saw a lot of great asses in thongs and g-strings. Attractive faces too. I'd say that 80% of the girls rated 8 or above. I only saw 2 or 3 I would call "fatties". Not too many tattoos either. Not much diversity however. I saw one AA and one other I might describe as "not Caucasian".

No one at the stage tipping so I walked directly there and tipped the dancer... she was one with a lot of tats but she had a sexy figure. I sat at a table and Chloe, a red-head, sat down to talk to me. I got the low-down on lap dances... $25 per song except when there are 2 for $40 specials. Only one-way touching (guess which way). In the "Treasure Room" two-way touching is allowed for $170 per 15 minutes. She was cute but didn't interest me so after a little chit chat I excused myself to go tip the dancer on stage.

I realized I hadn't brought enough money for any dances so I started to go back to the car for more cash but a parade of dancers was starting on stage. Just for shits and giggles (and to impress tuscl review reviewers) I tried counting the girls. About 25 was a pretty close estimate, well in excess of the number of customers. I'd guess there were 12 or 15 custies. It was 2 for 40 time and I was leaving to find money!

To shorten the story... while sitting at a table I smiled at a very attractive brunette and she asked if she could sit with me. Her name was Sage and she'd only been dancing a few months. She offered me the 2 for 40 deal and I bit. She did sit and rub my crotch some but I rate the mileage as low. YMMV.