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Does this post have anything to do with strippers (this is a board to discuss strippers, in case you hadn't clued in yet). Does…

Spearmint Rhino.

Classical FONDL logic: ROB's are nice to nice guys. It's the jerk customers they try and rip, since we all know jerks are so…

As for Hugh Grant he was probably living out some transgressive fantasy about having sex w/ a sleazy prostitute and happened to get caught.…

AN: "If all you want is sex from a woman, no relationship etc. what is more honest, to seduce a woman as if you…

chandler: I think the real reason is that your prefered lap dancing experience represent your life in microcosm. Attractive girls teasing you but never…

Well for the first time in TUSCL history we have a regular finally admitting that he pays women for lap dances and sex because…

I don't understand: If you Yoda is the stud he claims who get sex "from any woman he wants; any time he wants" then…

Does this really happen?

There are four basic stripper personality types. Three of the four of these types we have figured out. For three of four of these…

AN: I am sorry to hear that you have problems with alcohol and vodka in particular. Why not try AA? I am sure their…

Yes, certain retarded stripper will come and just sit down and either: say nothing at all, contribute only monosyllabic sentences to the conversation. I…

It's all about OTC, boys. Please clue in.

chandler: Plus, I think strip clubs allow me to live out lifelong, nearly subconscious desires to have my way with that "Girl Next Door".…

" Our troll, who apparently feels neglected seems to be waiting fingers "

I will little the TUSCL readership in on a little secret: AN,…

AN is worried about having his reputation as a MERE BARTENDER pretenind to be a science professor on internet message boards ruined. Maybe his…

AN: How about indicators for spotting "air heads" on TUSCL? How about this poster claims to be a science professor but doesn't know Godel's…

A more interesting question:

How do you spot someone pretending to be a science professor on an internet message board when he is a…

Man you old fucks are as paranoid as you are stupid. A sorrier lot I have not seen.

Hey, old fuck: why not not skip an LD or two and sign up for TER. Oh wait, you are from the poor white…

Bones, that sounds like a good idea:

providing it's from...

YOUR MOTHER.

Hmmm... AN sort of has a point (for a change). But some girls can take the chameleon aspect a bit too far. Especially if…

Must take that back: once when I was in vegas I was offered a threesome at my hotel room.

In fact about half the…

"I would venture to say that 99@44% of OTC expierences take place in hotel rooms. "

I doubt it. Every time I was offered or…

Or perhaps parody is confusing me with the rest of the TUSCL community who seem to be deeply into the self-help movement with their…