Comments by sleepalldaylong

I'm surprised he saw no cars at KOD since now it's a Cadillac dealership. The stripclub "KOD" (king of diamonds) closed and the building was demolished.

Lap dances are high mileage since girls are desperate for money. Another update: They have gone back to a $5 cover charge.

The "little Brazilian" was my favorite as well.

This was a club I liked to visit because the music was Rock and some country. I am from a pre EDM generation and it was a good escape for me. I was told by a girl that works there (on instagram) that they now play the same as everywhere else. Wish you had commented on that.

As a follow-up, they are now allowing lap dances.

I can confirm that just before 11pm you'll hear the DJ play Semisonic's infamous song.

Typically: $25 per dance. Girl keeps $20. House gets $5.

The only VIP room that is operational is the skybox which is why it was so expensive. $150 before 8pm and $200 afterwards. They waive the $20 fee to go upstairs if you are going to the room so I don't know why you were charged. ALLWAYS avoid any girl that charges above $300 for herself and wants payment up front. More often than not, the intention is to rip you off or give you much less than promised.

Most strippers are just to dumb to know that if they were simply honest, they would retain customer loyalty, gain customer recommendations and ultimately make more money. Instead they go hustle customers and end up with negative comments on this website.

I gave up on "Deans" when it was still "Solid" so thanks for the info. I might try them this week.

Papi: He is referring to Scarletts which has open bar (including top shelf) and free food from 12-3 on weekdays. The food is actually not bad. They must be willing to survive on tips alone. There were 7 dancers at the time.

Many girls will promise you the world just to get you in the champagne room. Then they will ask you to prepay and you get nothing promised in return. Before you even go in, flash them the cash and tell them they get paid where you're done. If they don't agree, say goodbye and move on. Don't roll the dice. You'll get snake eyes every time.

Maybe you're thinking of Booby Trap South. Diamonds was a nice black club in Miami Gardens where G5 is currently.

papi_chulo: The club you can't find is on the west side of US-1 and I have not been there since it was Mattie Silks Wild Horse Saloon. It was one of the worst strip clubs I had ever been to back then and probably still it. Be glad you can't find it.

Confirmed by two other girls that work here: VIP is out of service or as one girl put it is "broken."

You can get in free any day before 8pm; there is a printable coupon on another review site; they state you can get in free if you check-in on facebook or twitter; or as a 10 year regular, I get in with a handshake.

If you are going to do VIP, the upstairs rooms are worth the premium. You can go upstairs free all you want before 7pm. After 7pm, pay $20 or get a girl to go upstairs with you and you avoid the $20.

NevadaChuck hit the nail on the head. Many girls have pimps that program them like robots to fish for cash. Most times I refuse VIP they immediately offer OTC.

Look for cuban girls that DO NOT hang with the "cuban mafia girls" and you'll be ok. The hang at the table in front of the red room.

I like reading your review and I am curious why they all contain ASCII characters like this: "’"

To deal with the "tip parade" thing there are several ways: 1. If the girl is semi-attractive, grope her and grope her good. If she likes it then it's worth the buck. If not, she will avoid you the next time. 2. The girls all follow the same collection pa

There is a dance special 2-4-1 at 4pm every day right after they spin the big wheel. BTW: hang on to those numbers, I won a bar tab and go to go up on stage. The songs are slightly shortened for the special so you are getting like a 1.5-4-1.

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