OntarioMonger

Reviews by OntarioMonger

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  11 years ago
  Market Street Cinema

  San Francisco, California
  Ah, there is a reason we...

  Ah, there is a reason we used to call this place the cess pool...this place is gross, make no mistake about it. Most of the women here are not in their normal mind, are...
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  11 years ago
  New Century Theater

  San Francisco, California
  Canada has spoiled me. Once upon...

  Canada has spoiled me. Once upon a time I used to like this club a lot. It's not the the club is bad but the hustle here is horrible. First is the door fee...
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  12 years ago
  Filmores

  Toronto, Ontario
  Let's not kid ourselves, this place...

  Let's not kid ourselves, this place is in the hood (as "hood" as Toronto can get) and more often than not, you're not going to find a 10 here. Even 9s are rare. Thankfully...
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  12 years ago
  For Your Eyes Only

  Toronto, Ontario
  I don't know why I keep...

  I don't know why I keep coming here. It's not that it's a "bad" club, but it doesn't fit the mold of your stereotypical Canadian titty bar. Unfortunately my normal hotel in the financial...
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  12 years ago
  Million Dollar

  Brampton, Ontario
  After my unmitigated disaster in London...

  After my unmitigated disaster in London @ Solid Gold the night before, I was mercifully back in Toronto for an early flight back home. Restless I decided to go to one of the Sagua...
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  12 years ago
  Solid Gold

  London, Ontario
  Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal have spoiled...

  Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal have spoiled me. I found myself in the unfortunate position of having to be in London this week for some work and just didn't want the 2 hour commute to/from...
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  12 years ago
  New Locomotion Club

  Mississauga, Ontario
  Went to New Locomotion for the...

  Went to New Locomotion for the 2nd time since I was staying in a hotel near the airport. The club's atmosphere is "average" for Canadian clubs but I found a lot of the women...
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  14 years ago
  Filmores

  Toronto, Ontario
  I've gone to Filmore's a few...

  I've gone to Filmore's a few times over the last few months, mostly out of convenience since it's literally a block away from my hotel. I'll say upfront that I've been to better clubs...
• review

  14 years ago
  For Your Eyes Only

  Toronto, Ontario
  I've gotta say that compared to...

  I've gotta say that compared to other GTA clubs, this one is a disappointment if one is looking for something "extra". The women there were very beautiful and on the scale of 1 to...
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  18 years ago
  New Century Theater

  San Francisco, California
  I've been to this club 5...

  I've been to this club 5 times over the past 3 years while on buisness travel and it really is a mixed bag. The very first time I went there I met a STUNNING...
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  18 years ago
  Silver Bullet Bar

  Urbana, Illinois
  I live in Denver and I...

  I live in Denver and I am routinely in Dallas, Miami and San Fran yet I find this to be on of my favorite places to visit. You don't have the intimacy of some...
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  18 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

  Denver, Colorado
  I've been a long-time VIP member...

  I've been a long-time VIP member of the Penthouse club (got it right from the conversion from PT's to Penthouse) and it's been a good time there ever since. The club itself is fairly...
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  19 years ago
  Pink Pussycat Cabaret

  Hialeah, Florida
  I'm writing this review a month...

  I'm writing this review a month too late but I was there in early December and was very pleased. I went to the club on a Tuesday night and was suprised to see it...