Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal have spoiled...

Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal have spoiled me. I found myself in the unfortunate position of having to be in London this week for some work and just didn't want the 2 hour commute to/from Toronto. So I stayed downtown in London and figured I'd go to Solid Gold. Big mistake.

Now I grant you, maybe it was because it's Monday night, it's not a great strip club night. The place wasn't all that busy but there looked to be some regulars there judging by the reactions of the wait staff and the dancers themselves. I was the odd man out. After 20 minutes I had a young lady approach me. She had a kick ass and very well maintained body. She was Cuban, cut, lean, fantastic ass, smaller tits (I'm ok with that) that were pierced with barbells. But her ass and well toned legs were doing me in. Her attitude sucked though and she couldn't hold a conversation...not that I was there for that but w/e.

We go back to the lapdance area and there is zero privacy there. Strike one.