After my unmitigated disaster in London...

After my unmitigated disaster in London @ Solid Gold the night before, I was mercifully back in Toronto for an early flight back home. Restless I decided to go to one of the Sagua clubs out by the airport and found reviews to my liking for Million Dollar Saloon. A word of warning, as you turn on to the street that leads to this club, there is another club right before it. Don't be fooled, keep driving about 2 more blocks and you'll get to the real club.

This place is built to take money from you. There are TV's showing hardcore porn in the corners and there is a center stage with girls doing tepid (at best) dances however most of the women there were pretty damn hot. They also really aggressive but not to the point of being annoyingly pushy. within 5 minutes I was greeted by an Amazonian chick who's name eludes me but she point blank told me she'd put a smile on my face and was using her hand and an open mouth to demonstrate an air blow job. However she really wasn't my type so I passed.

4 women later a batshit crazy French-Canadian chick named Simone sat on my lap. She was clearly "on" something (and later on admitted to it) but she had a small lithe body, a tiny little ass, small tits and looked yummy. After buying her 2 glasses of wine ($8.50 each...sigh) we went up to the "VIP". As others have said, it's not really that private and walking past folks I bore witness to blowjobs, fucking and one dude eating stripper pussy (YIKES!!!!). She wasted no time getting to business, rubbing my junk and telling me what was on the menu: $100 HJ, $200 BJ, $300 FS and $400 "ultimate". Everything was safe and covered and she was tight, energetic, had great nipples that were like big pencil erasers and sensitive to being tweaked.