I don't know why I keep...

I don't know why I keep coming here. It's not that it's a "bad" club, but it doesn't fit the mold of your stereotypical Canadian titty bar. Unfortunately my normal hotel in the financial district, in easy walking distance of Filmores and the Yonge clubs, has been booked far in advance for awhile so I'm stuck in the art/entertainment district and this is the only club that is in walking distance.

The club has a nice interior and the wait staff is polite. The girls, however, seem only interested in regulars and I've been here 4 times and never once has there been any hint of mileage offered. I can walk into Filmores or out in Mississauga at Million Dollar and Locomotion get an offer within 5-10 minutes. This place is very tame by comparison. And that might be fine for most people but obviously I'm looking to waste money and I just can't do it here.

Club is relatively clean. Girls are average to slightly above average and the area of town isn't that bad (compared to Filmores...ugh). But I can get this same level of club pretty much anywhere in the US. If you just want to pour back some beer while watching some titties bounce, this is actually a good club. If you like to push the boundaries, this is not your club.