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Reviews

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published 17 yrs ago
It was a slow Monday night...
reviewed by
Darkwords

7.3

It was a slow Monday night with only about six girls on, but by some miracle, every girl in the place was gorgeous. This club is typically about 25% 8s and better, but it…

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published 17 yrs ago
If you like Eastern European porn...
reviewed by
Darkwords

5.0

If you like Eastern European porn starlets with the super-skinny look and fake tits (and I know a lot of us do) then this is the place for you. I wasn't in the mood,…

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published 18 yrs ago
Gorgeous girls, large stages, and low...
reviewed by
Darkwords

8.0

Gorgeous girls, large stages, and low prices during uptime -- two long songs for $25! Beware, however: Ohio's normal tits-in-your-face at stageside has gone away, as well as several other types of pleasant mileage…

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published 18 yrs ago
Like the gentlemen said: it's pasties,...
reviewed by
Darkwords

7.0

Like the gentlemen said: it's pasties, g-strings, no lap dances, no nudity. On a nice summer day you will see hotter girls on the street outside, because it's Northern Virginia, and apparently it's where…

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published 18 yrs ago
I was doing recon for a...
reviewed by
Darkwords

5.0

I was doing recon for a friend's bachelor party and this was on my list... until I spent five minutes there. The girls are all too skinny, and sat around smoking with each other…

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published 18 yrs ago
A few Saturdays ago I dropped...
reviewed by
Darkwords

8.0

A few Saturdays ago I dropped in with some friends before we went out to hit the bars. It was early but the girls were working hard, and the waitresses were very friendly.…

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published 18 yrs ago
I showed up around 10:00 on...
reviewed by
Darkwords

9.0

I showed up around 10:00 on a Saturday and immediately remembered why I loved this place: Elle was back! On weekends, she works here and works hard for every dollar! You'll recognize her…

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published 19 yrs ago
I went during a day shift...
reviewed by
Darkwords

4.0

I went during a day shift because of the great deal -- all dances were 2-for-1 from noon to six! -- but found only 5 girls on. The hottest one had already been "claimed"…

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published 19 yrs ago
I came here for a guys'...
reviewed by
Darkwords

6.0

I came here for a guys' night out on a Tuesday night and was not terribly impressed. The girls were pretty enough to be dancing for a living - mostly - but there was…

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published 19 yrs ago
I showed up at about 8pm...
reviewed by
Darkwords

7.0

I showed up at about 8pm on a Friday, and the place was dead, which was good and bad. I took a seat near the stage with a roll of singles and got to…

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published 19 yrs ago
My best man did me a...
reviewed by
Darkwords

8.0

My best man did me a great favor bringing me here for my bachelor party. There was a great assortment of girls, and although the lapdances were carefully supervised and non-nude, the girls knew…