If you like Eastern European porn...

If you like Eastern European porn starlets with the super-skinny look and fake tits (and I know a lot of us do) then this is the place for you. I wasn't in the mood, so it gets a 5 from me, but don't let that color your opinion. It's like going to Prague for a few hours, only with less clothing to pack.

I was here again a few weeks ago with a friend who was looking for just this type of girl. I hoped he'd tire of it, because I prefer a more natural look, but he was in heaven. Bored-looking girls smoke in the corners and speak Russian or Czech while sizing up the patrons for an easy hustle. To their credit most of the European girls spoke great English, so conversation was a blast! Lap dances were of mixed quality, and the limited seating made it hard to leave a chair open if you did want to be chatted up. My buddy got a few great lap dances from a girl named Sveta (she said her name was "Sherri" or "Kerri" but I called her on it). Study up on your European capitals - I got offered a two-for-one for knowing where Minsk was.

Maybe this isn't the club for me -- but most of the guys here looked like they were having a ton of fun.