My best man did me a...

My best man did me a great favor bringing me here for my bachelor party. There was a great assortment of girls, and although the lapdances were carefully supervised and non-nude, the girls knew what they could get away with, and were eager to do so. There were one or two "loose cannon" girls in the place, who would bump and grind rather than rub against you nicely -- after I nearly got my nuts smashed by one, I stuck with the petite girls who knew how to play nice. The girls ranged from about 19 (my guess) to 33 (again a guess) and were mostly all-natural and mostly very attractive (I saw a few 6's but mostly 8's and 9's). The headliners were porn starlets and had clearly had boob jobs; they were there for "fans" and for guys who were too drunk to notice, and I was upset to see them get so much stage time. The two-for-one lapdances were a great special, since a lapdance came in at a pricey $25, but tipping well early on got me a good reputation, and almost every girl in the place came by to ask if she could dance for me.

Watch out for a long-haired redhead (Cindy?) who does stunning high-altitude pole work. She's fun to watch at a distance but I think she's got problems with some kind of drug or drinking, and once she's high she gives crappy dances (see "smashed nuts" above). A brunette named Elle, who favors knee-high stockings, gives nice friendly dances and seemed to want me to push her boundaries. A taller older brunette with glasses, in a full body-stocking, gave a great intimate dance -- her double dance got me all steamed up! Wish I could remember her name.

Drinks were pricey, ATM was a ripoff, but the twin stages allowed you to see the girls you wanted to tip more often, and the club was roomy enough to let you wander without bumping up against the other patrons. Getting a private dance was simple and all of the girls were kind with one or two exceptions. I'd go back... but my wife would kill me. :)