Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
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4522 Kenny Rd Columbus, OH 43220

I showed up at about 8pm...

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Darkwords
Jul 3, 2005, 8:20 AM
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I showed up at about 8pm on a Friday, and the place was dead, which was good and bad. I took a seat near the stage with a roll of singles and got to know each of the dancers as they came out (there were probably 12 girls on, and I was one of three people sitting near the stage). The amount of contact before you ever buy a dance was phenomenal -- girls sitting on your lap would run their fingernails up and down the inside of your thigh, bare breasts against the face was standard (but no licking or nibbling unless you're buried in cleavage).

I have two complaints, and I guess it may be because I was there on a dead night: two girls who I though should not have been working. One was a too-too-skinny brunette who has only been dancing six months. She mentioned getting off drugs and dropping from 160 to 105 lbs, which at age 18 is just not healthy. Maybe it was just part of her "stripper rap" but she kind of grossed me out (although the potential for mileage was there, I thought). She's still learning her trade, so her moves aren't great; I tried some uptime with her and while she waited for the songs to start she was very nervous, and very chatty. I wonder if she's really off the drugs? Another girl dancing was clearly pregnant (but still early). You can hide that if you work in an office, but when your body's out on display, it just doesn't work. The place is covered in mirrors, so she had to realize. Those two dancers were shallow bumps in an otherwise smooth road, though -- it got much better from here on out.

I was greeted by Shannon first, and even though I thought I had been clear, other girls came off-stage and stopped to see me, so I didn't get to spend any time with her. Shannon is a cute brunette with glasses who makes a schoolgirl outfit look fabulous, and even though I didn't get a dance from her, I can recommend her from her stage-side manner: she's one of the only ones who's smart and pretty at the same time. She was fun to talk to, and had a great total-package body, all natural. Her pic is on the website.

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