Reviews

Ok, so I waited a while to update my review of this place. I wanted to go a couple of times to compare results and decide on ratings.
The club proper, facilities, etc. is somewhat…

So after my quarterly pilgrimage to Bass Pro Shops to spend obscene amounts of money on hunting/fishing gear and gimmicks, I decided to continue the spending spree at the Wild Orchid Cabaret. Unfortunately, no so…

Ok..so you're thinking to yourself "how can he rate the club and the dancers relatively high, yet have the value low?". Well, let me 'splain.
The club is really nice inside, plenty of space, pretty...The…

I visited Lipstick again last Wednesday..the last time I was by was in August. A couple of thoughts..
The owner/manager is coarse and vulgar (goes with the club I guess)..he yells at his employees and…

I visited Crazy Horse last Tuesday evening..honestly, the quality of dancers had diminished a good bit from my last visit, along with the quality of dances. The lappers I got were pretty standard fare, not…

Three months since my last review and some things have changed at one of my favorite places to hang out.
The dancer lineup has changed somewhat with quite a few new "faces"..and these young…

I visited the Gold Club last week..my impression was that it is attempting to bask in faded glory.
The physical facility used to be nice but is now run down, it needs some revamping.
The…

Look..I made myself go back. It wasn't fair to just walk in and walk out..even if it looked like an episode of "Gangland"!
So, I walked past the sleepy guy at the front desk and headed…

I last visited Crazy Horse two weeks ago..not very busy at first, but it did liven up later in the evening. Lots of good at this club..the dancers are really attractive (as a rule)…

Time for the quarterly review!! First off, so many new "faces"..seems to have been a large turnover in the dancer/talent pool. Overall, the talent seems to have improved, BUT, it depends on which…

Gatdamn! An absolute dump..literally, the owners have a junkyard and park junkers in the parking lot to make it seem as if the club is crowded. I walked in..saw thugs/bums sprawled out in…

I'm thinking that maybe I should stop the reviews. I know that others here visit this club, but no one is willing to share. So..I'm gonna give it one more try and hope…