Reviews by roccoinla.

Stopped by this place on my way back to my hotel. There was one dancer working, thin with a nice body, but not very pretty. Had one drink..$7.00 and bought the dancer a…

First, let me say that it was difficult to determine how many dancers were there..somewhere between 5-8 I would guess. Ok..Bartender(s) were cool, one in and out behind the bar and the other stayed there.…

I went by the club this past Thursday, it's been a while since I've visited. The parking lot has been reworked, aside from that the club is the same. I was expecting some…

It's been a while since my last visit to Score's and I was really fired up about the chance to get back to my favorite club in New Orleans. It's almost "Groundhog Day" but,…

It's been a while since I've visited this club (formerly the Gold Club) and although there have been some nice renovations, the club is basically the same club it has been for years. Let's…

So I finally made it back to NOLA last week..When the meetings finally ended I took the short walk to Bourbon St. and visited Scores. I really like this place... The drinks are a little…

Well, I have returned!!! It's been a while since my last review of Desperado's even though I've visited here a bit since my last review. Ok..what's changed? Well, according to the owners, they are…

Well, I'm back..took a short hiatus from the clubs but decided to return.. So what's new at Desperados? Both shifts of dancers has improved dramatically over the past couple of months..younger and more attractive, but…

I love this club, or at least I did!!! Great decor, lovely dancers...BUT I had never done a VIP before!! One word UPSELL!!!!!!!!..from beginning to end, starting with the room itself, then the waitress then the…

Let me start by stating that this review does not reflect the tragedy that took place here last week.. This is a rather small club with old fixtures..tables close together and situated in a questionable area…

I'm sorry to say that this club keeps going down (and not in a good way)! The furniture is becoming worn and the quality of dancers keeps deteriorating. This past Friday was the…

I visited Crazy Horse this past Friday..really bad and really good. Let me explain..first the bad, a dancer named Sherri (my real name). She is either asian or hispanic (depending on her story…

Ok, so I waited a while to update my review of this place. I wanted to go a couple of times to compare results and decide on ratings. The club proper, facilities, etc. is somewhat…

So after my quarterly pilgrimage to Bass Pro Shops to spend obscene amounts of money on hunting/fishing gear and gimmicks, I decided to continue the spending spree at the Wild Orchid Cabaret. Unfortunately, no so…

Ok..so you're thinking to yourself "how can he rate the club and the dancers relatively high, yet have the value low?". Well, let me 'splain. The club is really nice inside, plenty of space, pretty...The…

I visited Lipstick again last Wednesday..the last time I was by was in August. A couple of thoughts.. The owner/manager is coarse and vulgar (goes with the club I guess)..he yells at his employees and…

I visited Crazy Horse last Tuesday evening..honestly, the quality of dancers had diminished a good bit from my last visit, along with the quality of dances. The lappers I got were pretty standard fare, not…

Three months since my last review and some things have changed at one of my favorite places to hang out. The dancer lineup has changed somewhat with quite a few new "faces"..and these young…

I visited the Gold Club last week..my impression was that it is attempting to bask in faded glory. The physical facility used to be nice but is now run down, it needs some revamping. The…

Look..I made myself go back. It wasn't fair to just walk in and walk out..even if it looked like an episode of "Gangland"! So, I walked past the sleepy guy at the front desk and headed…

I last visited Crazy Horse two weeks ago..not very busy at first, but it did liven up later in the evening. Lots of good at this club..the dancers are really attractive (as a rule)…

Time for the quarterly review!! First off, so many new "faces"..seems to have been a large turnover in the dancer/talent pool. Overall, the talent seems to have improved, BUT, it depends on which…

Gatdamn! An absolute dump..literally, the owners have a junkyard and park junkers in the parking lot to make it seem as if the club is crowded. I walked in..saw thugs/bums sprawled out in…

I'm thinking that maybe I should stop the reviews. I know that others here visit this club, but no one is willing to share. So..I'm gonna give it one more try and hope…

Two dancers..both transsexuals and one was the absolutely ugliest "woman" I have ever seen. Saw one other patron and he was f'ed up, badly. The ugly dancer kept following him into the men's…