Articles by minnow

This article will cover 3 different visits in 3 different cities between 1980 and 2016 (Richmond VA, Milwaukee WI, and Jacksonville FL) that still stand out as one of my most disappointing visits. I resolved never to visit those cities clubs again, though I am reconsidering my stance on Jacksonville based on Tuscl reviews. . RICHMOND VA: Even by 1980…

Anybody driving on Dale Mabry between I-275 and Raymond James Stadium has probably driven by this club wondering "what the hell is that club with the flying saucer on top, and how did they get it there." The starting point was 1968 when "2001: A Space Odyssey" ( Director Stanley Kubrick) hit the theaters, and ended up winning an Academy…

I've surmised during my long Tuscl membership that a large segment, if not a majority of Tuscl members are solo flyers (including myself) in their club visits. On occasion, some members step outside their bubble by having a mini tuscl meetup with another member. An interesting question to ponder is whether such meetups enhance your experience. Did you notice…

MEET #1: After being a Tuscl member for nearly 1 year, I had my 1st meeting with another Tuscl member at Bare Elegance-LAX. This was unusual in that I met a female customer member- Lopaw. We both exchanged PM's to set up Saturday afternoon club meet at Bare Elegance during one of my several LAX area trips. I already knew…

Many of us are probably familiar with Michael J. Peter chain clubs. We've probably been to one or more of his Solid Gold, Pure Platinum, or Thee Dollhouse locations. This article will focus on the early years, mainly at the flagship Ft. Lauderdale locations on North Federal Highway. I recall seeing MJ Peter Chain being tagged as McClub, in…

For the longest time, Mons Venus was known as a lap dance factory, with dances done in the open on 2 side wall couches. Particularly on weekend nights (and even to a certain extent on weekend nights), Mons was a cornucopia of hot babes circulating around the room in varying stages of undress. Some were naked save for shoes,…

Some old time Los Angeles area residents associate "The Wild Goose" with 2 things. First being the name of one iconic actor John Wayne's yachts. For longtime Tuscl (and Z Bone) members, who could forget the Wild Goose topless club, a long time fixture just south of LAX Airport on Aviation Blvd. for over 4 decades. From the time…

JET STRIP- Current Tuscl members probably know of present Jet Strip location on 10624 Hawthorne Blvd, a bit east of LAX airport hotels. How many of you know of the original Jet Strip location on the corner of Imperial Hwy. and Aviation Blvd. not too far from the approach end of Runway 25L ? How many people traveling on…

The 5 police stop incidents depicted here had positive outcomes (3 no-tickets, 2 dodging a trap). Before I go into the stories, I'll put forth some common sense guidelines to have a good outcome, and avoid unnecessary trouble. 1) Accept that you are being detained and that police officer is in command. Resist any urge to hurry things along, or…

There's a saying that initial impressions count for a lot, if not everything. In the strip club world, this is very true. However, there are exceptions to the rule, which this article will further explore. For bias reference sake, I am mainly an evening/night club patron, and didn't start making a meaningful number of day visits until the mid…

To paraphrase Wikipedia definition a clip joint is "an establishment, usually a strip club or night club in which customers are tricked into paying excessive money for low grade goods or services, or sometimes, nothing in return." I'm sure many tuscl members would be trigger happy to apply the label to any club where they had a ROB dancer experience.…

With the current state of affairs, some of you may be wondering if there's an online strip club from which to get one's "fix" from. One such example that I'm aware of is 2001live.com. Within a few days after FL Governor DeSantis closed down all bars and night clubs effective 5 pm March 17, 2020, club management started running…

When I returned to Tampa for a brief vacation in early 2001 after a ~ 9 month hiatus from Tampa visits, it was as though I'd just awakened from a Rip Van Winkle slumber into a different world. The 6 foot rule was being adhered to by most clubs. Stage areas had tape denoting 6' clearance from patrons. Where…

"You smell nice." How many times have we heard this line, thinking it was "stripper shit" ? Maybe so, but IMHO, there is some degree of truth to this. I think they mainly appreciate that you (we) bothered to shower and put something nice smelling on prior to club visit. Still, not all fragrances are created equal. Which…

"You have good pussy eating lips." These sweet "SS" words emanated from a naturally buxom athletic build gymnast dancer. I was at an OBT area club in Orlando. No, I didn't eat her pussy. We had a make out session so long as I kept buying overpriced drinks. Besides expressing her opinion of my lips, she mentioned…

I initially debated writing this article figuring that someone with the wherewithal to support many club visits could also afford a set of wheels, and/or have enough horsepower in the company food chain to rate a company paid rental. I recognize that some downtown areas just aren't car parking friendly, and that getting a rental car would entail getting…

My first internet based guide to strip clubs was Z-bone, which I discovered in 2001. This was a timely discovery since I was making a lot of Los Angeles area business trips then. Zbone.com had been in operation since 1995. Original format would continue until 2011 when replaced by new format. I'll get to that later. Meanwhile, to get…

Those of us old enough to have voted for Bush I, or maybe Clinton I probably recall a time when scouting out strip clubs was a random hit or miss proposition. There was no Tuscl (or else wasn't known to you yet, or were not so quick to jump on the PC bandwagon.) The few published guides out there…

A few months ago, I noticed a tuscl thread about the 2001live.com club website (2001 Odyssey in Tampa , FL) which featured live dressing room cam feeds, and chat with dancers. Free membership only gave limited viewing/chat, so I just broke down, and bought VIP membership ($9.95/mo, or $99/yr). In addition to aforementioned unlimited time, there was access…