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review
8 years ago
Getting (Much) Better
The last time I was at Bare Assets it seemed like most of the girls were transplants from a Philipino dance bar. Not bad but nothing much interesting. My recent trip was...
stonehand
Florida
review
9 years ago
Back to business
Gave Bare Assets another shot on our annual golf trip to Innisbrook which is just down the road. Last year it seemed to have gotten run down with a new clientele. This...
gehemann
Ohio
review
9 years ago
Voluptuous women
I travel to Florida quite often for business and have visited about 6 – 7 different clubs in Tampa and Cocoa Beach area. My biggest complaint about all my prior experiences was the fact...
beluk
Germany
review
9 years ago
Hottie Central
I was driving north on 19 and saw Bare Assets... since I still had a little time to kill before heading off to the airport, I dropped in. Of the clubs I visited...
Jeepslow
Georgia
review
9 years ago
A Plesant Surprise
Ok, so I'm really not a strip club regular, most of the time when I've checked these places out they feel, well, whatever. But, I'm bored about a month ago and I was...
pianomann89
review
9 years ago
Bare-ly enough patrons
I'm going to open with the 'ugly' - first seat I tried was wet and sticky. Not a good first impression. There were a few girls clearly more than OK, quite good looking actually but...
magnus
review
9 years ago
Want to like this place, but I can't
I want to like this club, I really do. I can see maybe in some slightly different world this could be my favorite club even. Full nude, full liquor, two-way contact allowed...
zender42
Tampa
review
9 years ago
Unsure
Was here on Sunday after 5:30PM and club was pretty dead. I think I saw 2 girls but not sure. Not sure if I came during shift change or the place...
ti007
Florida
review
9 years ago
Bare assets IS a real asset to Pasco county
I clearly don't get to Pasco county nearly enough as I'm always coming from the orlando area. I have, however, been to Bare Assets several times previously and I've had some great times...
IRman
Florida
review
9 years ago
Some sexy girls
I went here on a Thursday evening . First time I have been in quite some time and I was surprised by all of the beautiful women this place had I received a few...
Mzero55
review
9 years ago
Ok let's start with the club...
Ok let's start with the club itself. If you are use to clubs in Miami or other large cities you will be disappointed by the club itself. That said, in comparison to other clubs...
Drfsu
Florida
review
9 years ago
Was on annual golf trip to...
Was on annual golf trip to innisbrook and the boys and i headed over to BA after our round on a late thursday afternoon. Been here more than a few times over the years....
driver01
Florida
review
10 years ago
This is a great club. I...
This is a great club. I have been here many times and never had a bad time. Some very very hot girls. Lap dances ler song are a bit pricey, but you can get...
Mlasvegas
review
10 years ago
Have been to Bare Assets many...
Have been to Bare Assets many times over the last 10 years during our golf trips to Innisbrook Golf Resort. Always have had a great time. This last time was quite different...
gehemann
Ohio
review
10 years ago
Decided to try this place for...
Decided to try this place for the first time. Kinda hard to choose from all the clubs in the area but just gave it a shot. 10 cover on a Friday eve and beers...
studiovette
review
10 years ago
I visited Bare Assets after the...
I visited Bare Assets after the Bucs game later that night and overall I thought it was a decent club. There is a real treasure there named Bailey (more on her later) who was...
lovesexyfeet
review
10 years ago
Was at this club during a...
Was at this club during a business trip in the area. The clubs are better than Tampa since is full nude and full liquor. The cover charge was $7and the beer price...
ti007
Florida
review
10 years ago
This review is from about a...
This review is from about a month ago but I'm guessing not much would have changed since then. This club is right off very busy rt. 19 and only accessible driving northbound. ...
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DickJohnson
Illinois
review
10 years ago
What a disappointment. I read a...
What a disappointment. I read a lot of good reviews on this place over the years and I wanted to stop in if I ever got in the neighborhood. I one Friday, but it...
pgspooner
Tennessee
review
10 years ago
This is an interesting club with...
This is an interesting club with a "comfortable" local feel. The dancers ranged in attractiveness, ethnicity, and age, but all-in-all were aesthetically pleasing. It is a relatively small club, probably in line...
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10 years ago
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lovesexyfeet
Achmed82
Florida
review
10 years ago
First visit 10/12/14 at 930pm. ...
First visit 10/12/14 at 930pm. Place was nearly dead inside but club looked clean. Restrooms were also clean. There were about 6 girls working all 6+ in looks department, each was talking to...
cobratr
review
10 years ago
I have always really liked this...
I have always really liked this club, though I haven't been to it in a while - a couple of years, actually. I went about 9:30 on a Saturday night, which was probably...
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lovesexyfeet
FloridaScott
review
10 years ago
Good idea is to identify the...
Good idea is to identify the location (US19,Holiday)before leaving home, because it's difficult to spot while in 45mph traffic. The frontage looks kinda like a Funeral Director's place of business! Inside, it is...
stonehand
Florida
review
10 years ago
Over the past month or so,...
Over the past month or so, I have gone to several Pasco County strip clubs and I have to rate this one the best. I went a few times, a couple of those...
younglovr217
review
10 years ago
I visited from out of town...
I visited from out of town with a work buddy who is from the area. He knew a couple of girls there, and came in like he was Norm from cheers. I quickly was...
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