Some Firsts and Lasts

I had some time to kill after work, so I decided to pop in to finally check this place out. It was a one day afternoon, so I wasn’t expecting very much. It’s a pretty typical place. You walk in and there is a stage on the right that wasn’t being used. I walked up to the bar on the left and ordered a few beers. It ran me about $10 plus tip. The beers were ice cold. I was happy.

As I knocked back another beer, a tall, skinny, tan chick with a big accent and small tits comes up to me. She gets into the small talk. I’m a sucker for small talk. She starts telling me about how she got here from Cuba. As she tells me about her life, part of me starts dreaming about whether or not this was the Cuban dream… coming to the US to dance in a small strip club in the middle of nowhere. At some point after smiling and nodding for it seem like forever, she offers me a dance. When I ask how much she tells me about 15 minutes for $100. Talk to myself the least I could do after ignoring her life story was to pay her cell phone bill for the month. I agreed to the special.

I pay a guy and then she walks me back into a booth. She pushes me down to have a seat, which gets me hyped. I just know this is gonna be awesome. But then happened with the most lackluster and milquetoast dance I’ve ever received. There was barely any grinding. There is lots of leg to leg contact, I was starting to wonder whether or not the ergonomics of her heels and the seat height were acting against me or if I just smelled like shit. I was leaning towards the latter when she offered me a CBJ out of the blue. I declined because I wasn’t really enjoying the dance and didn’t think that I could get it up for her. She doesn’t became more hands on, which proved me wrong… I could get it up for her (who knew?). She smiled when she saw me get hard and asked if I wanted FS. I declined, because we were about halfway done, and I definitely wasn’t going to finish in time (who pays extra for blue balls?). She then lost it. She repeatedly asked if I was a cop. I kept saying no. She then asked why I didn’t want FS. I didn’t want to offend her, so I said I wasn’t in the mood. Needless to say things ended right there. Definitely the first time I ever declined FS, and certainly the last time I come here. Definitely not the spot to have a chill time and get a good dance, but if you’re looking for extras. There’s a veritable buffet on the menu.