Kuma Charmers Reviews

I went back to to Kuma's for the first time in a few months. Wednesdays usually attract an older crowd rather than college students looking to party and get rowdy, so it was a pretty laid back night with a small crowd. The dancer lineup has not changed much in...

Club was as other people described it: a bit run down, straight forward stage on one side, private area on other, bar in center.

The girls had frequent shifts on the stage, pretty fast, and pretty mechanical. You could blow through singles pretty fast here, and being reasonably generous...

The building isn't anything special, but it seemed clean enough and I wasn't worried about the roof falling in. Parking doesn't allow one to hide one's car, but this place is pretty far out of town and the speed most people go bye would prevent...

Came here on a saturday with my girls for my bachelorette party and was hoping to see Heather but she was not there. She used to work here but she travels all over and comes in on occasion. She is beautiful, thick and has blonde hair. Cover was five bucks...

This is really the only option in Ithaca, but it still compares favorably to other small-town clubs, and even some bigger city clubs. The inside of the club is pretty spacious, with two stages but I have only seen one in use. Maybe when they get busier on a weekend...

Back to Kuma's for the first time since the spring last Saturday. A whole new crop of dancers, except for Jewel, who's been there seemingly forever. I got a backroom dance from Jersey, a college girl with the roundest, nicest butt I've ever seen. She's pretty new...

i just recently started dancing at kumas and to be quite honest i was very nervous, but the girls there are very friendly and absolutly beautiful and they helped out a lot. there are not very many dancers there right now about 9 or 10 but we are hiring and...

Went to kumas after midnight. Few girls around, all of them 6 or less. But they do have a 3-4 girls who look really young. Got two lap dances, both wernt worth it. The first girl didnt even look at me, she was dressed like a goth. But her attitude...

Went here on a friday night but it was dead. Cover was $10, lap dances seemed pricey at around $30. The girls came out, did a dance on the pole, then went around to each guy. It would range from a motorboat to a peak from behind,...

Ah, Kuma's, one of the greatest values in stripdom! Having been to many a strip club and laid out lots of money, sometimes its nice to come home and go to a place where I can have a lot of fun for less than $200.

The bar itself isn't much...

I went to Kuma Charmers (also called Kumas) late Friday night and there were about 10 girls working. The girls were average looking. They were not incredibly attractive (facially) but most of them had amazing bodies. The club itself looks a little dirty and cheap, definitely nothing like what you...

When my friend and I drove up, we figured the number of stretch marks would be greater than teeth. We were initially concerned due to the phone call we made to the club. Being New Year's Day, we double checked to see if they were opened. Upon...

Four friends and I checked Kuma's out on Saturday night. Had heard bad reviews but was pleasantly surprised. On the night we were there, several good looking women were visiting the club and hanging out by the stage. The dancers obviously singled them out and did a...

2nd visit this year. friday evening indian summer visit Thur fri sat- $10 cover includes a soda. There is a pool table away from the action. not sura what that is about, but it was popular all night.
About 8-10 different girls in continuous rotation on stage....

I am currently a dancer at Kuma Charmers, so I wanted to provide a different perspective of the experience to be had there. I'm writing this review for those thinking of auditioning. Clearly, Kuma's could use some remodeling; however, don't let that give you the wrong impression. The Charmers are...

This visit was ...interesting. The girls were mostly in the 5-7 range. Dances were bizarre and not that great. I'm getting the impression that the bad economy has resulted in a flurry of below-average girls who are giving dancing a go after losing their day jobs, and the results ain't...

I went to Kuma's on a Friday night thinking that it would be the best of the best that they have to offer. What I didn't think about was the fact that it was also a near-blizzard outside. I don't know whether their dancers were calling in and...

Club is in the middle of nowhere - about 10 minute drive down a country road out of Ithaca, NY. Basically looks like a double-wide trailer from the outside. Guy at the counter is rude if you're not a regular. Nude club with no alcohol. $10 cover gets you admission...

Kuma's has ups and downs. It's the only club in the Ithaca area, which is unfortunate because I think a little competition would do them good. Cons: the place is very old, dingy, and leaves you smelling smokey and unpleasant. The lap dance booths have wallpaper that...

I used to go to this place all the time when I was in Ithaca! I always had a great time and the girls were always friendly and gave fantastic lapdances. Haven't been up there in a while, but I'm planning to visit soon.

I spent most of the money...

I went to Kuma with my girlfriend around 8PM on a Friday. The first girl dancing was ok, but the 2nd was much better. I'd probably give her an 8. On average though, I'd say the dancers were worth a 6. They have a cool new shower booth where you...

clean club very very hot dancers good dj private rooms 10 dollar cover 2 dollar drinks all n/a can not touch the dancers (which suck very very badly )i was there on a friday night with some friends about midnight about 8 dancers very friendly non stop stage shows pool...

I used to love this place when I went to school in Ithaca. It has been 10 years so wasn't sure if it would still be around. It was. And it is still a total dive.

Went here around 10pm on a Friday night. Cover was $20 to get...

Visiting campus again after graduation, we finally decided to check out Kuma's. Walk in, pay a high cover charge, and find an amazingly hot girl dancing. Sweet! We thoroughly enjoy her set. Next girl comes on and she's old enough to be my mother. Not...

visited on a Tues night for an hour before closing. Half a dozen dancers rotating thru 2 or 3 song sets. The club is out in the middle of nowhere but very comfortable and enjoyable. (My GPS navigation came up a half mile short, so beware and check their website...