Kuma Charmers Reviews

If you’re in the Ithaca area, this joint is the only option. Used to be great place to visit few years ago when first visited. Not good anymore. Unfortunately the nearest places are at least an hour drive to Syracuse. In winter nights sometimes not easy. So, this remains as...

This place has a vibe that is probably too structured that takes away from the fun. There is little opportunity to talk to the dancers unless you’re in VIP, and they are very tight with their rules. I don’t have a problem with the latter part, just don’t expect anything...

Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor redecorating of the "suites", one of which is now a folding chair in the room the size of a closet with this weird...

This was my first strip club visit. I was in college at the time, but I remember it was fully nude, and there were some really attractive women. Some not so much, but that goes with the territory.

I came back about 18 years later on a road trip for...

Visited a couple of weeks back when in the Ithaca area. Not much improvement from last time. The club is pretty same. A couple of new young dancers didn’t see them before. About 3 old ones I have seen them before. For a Saturday evening it was pretty dead. Only...

Have been in the area a few times over the years and visited. The place is what it is...middle of nowhere...decent but has seen some wear. This also describes most of the dancers. On the plus side, the girls are all nice and we're not pushy, so...

Visited the club after a long gap. Things haven't improved a whole lot. A couple of new faces but dancer quality needs improvement. This place used to be a best club few years back. On the day of visit, there were only 4 dancers and that to it was a...

I made another trip to Kuma's on a Saturday night which is supposed to be more lively with more dancers and customers. Well there are definitely more customers, but there were still fewer than five girls working. I think they are downright desperate for dancers, as the owner posts repeatedly...

I finally made a trip out to Kuma's because it's close to where I live. I'd been avoiding it for years because of its weird location and poor reviews, but I figured I'd try it out just to give it a fair shake. It is truly out in the middle...

This was a new kind of club for me, as I am more used to the hustle of certain Florida clubs, but I am living in the area now, so I decided to stop in. It's really secluded, but only about 15 minutes from Ithaca. If you are heading from...

I went to Kuma's on a Thursday evening when it was stormy outside. I say this because it is quite a drive from anywhere on a twisty, hilly back road to get there. It has to be the most secluded club anywhere. It was really worth the...

Stopped by on a Saturday night about 10:00. The place was pretty quite with about 6 people in the club. One couple who got a lot of attention from the dancers. That was fun to watch. The girl was really hot, but would not get on stage to dance even...

Non VIP: Full nude contact club. Prices start at $20 for 5 min up to $210 for 1 hour. Varying levels of girls and should have something for everyone in small town.

I was able to go to this club again so this will be an extremely updated review compared...

I went to this club back in September of 2015 so I may be a bit hazy on some things. From what I can remember, it was no alcohol, full nude but not full nude lap dances, and I believe the dances I got were $60 for 10 min.

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Quiet at the beginning of a sat night but it picked up. Lots of older music (70s & 80s) that didn't appear to be cut down or sped up. Girls were mixed but a handful that were quite cute. Private rooms were $50 and up plus dancer tip (house takes...

Have been here a few times and have always had a good time. A drink is included with your cover charge. The girls are extremely friendly and are not pushy. One time I went in a 8PM and was the only one there for about an hour....

This being my first review on here, I want to state that I am a filthy animal. I had gone to a couple of strip clubs on vacations with friends, but as my sexual appetite grew I decided to check out Kuma Charmers. It's the club closest to where I...

This club is out of the way and a total dive. No drinks are served, so you have to pregame on your own. There were about ten girls working on a Thursday night, and I was there from about 9-1. For the first three hours, I was...

I used to come here every summer but the last couple have sucked. You'd think any management would be better than the lack of management there used to be, but it's actually worse. Another summer watching Charlie's son move a new girlfriend into the club garage where he lives and...

I was in Ithaca on business and decided to take the trip out to Kumas. The place is in the middle of nowhere and the building could use a lot of work. I paid my 10 dollar cover and took a look around the joint. There were four girls dancing...

This is one odd club. It has its good points and its bad points, and it's definitely unusual.

The best thing about Kuma Charmers is the girls--as it should be. I was there on a Thursday night, and there were four dancers--all of them beautiful--two in particular. The dancers are referred...

I worked here one night while traveling.

This club is owned by an older married couple.

First of all, if you are a dancer that has ever worked in another club be prepared to 1. Be accused of prostitution and 2. be accused of drug addiction (all w/o getting a hello). Once...

This is the only place that we know of in the Ithaca surrounding area. There are other similar clubs within a 30-40 mile drive but depending on what you are doing and how you are getting there---that might make Kuma Charmers the only place to be.

Charmers's is in a...

This place is a bit off the beaten path, but then again almost every place is off the beaten path in the Ithaca area. Big open, gravel, barren parking lot out front of the building. You walk inside and proceed directly to the counter to pay your $10...

I was up at Cayuga Lake for vacation. I read about this place on this site, so I went to visit. It was a long ride because I had to drive down to Ithaca and the back up to the club on another road. I neglected to...