This place is a bit off...

This place is a bit off the beaten path, but then again almost every place is off the beaten path in the Ithaca area. Big open, gravel, barren parking lot out front of the building. You walk inside and proceed directly to the counter to pay your $10 cover (price for no booze, all nude) with pool tables and games to the left and the stage and seating to the right. Just remember this is NY, not NYC. No frills on the decor inside the place and doesn't have the cleanest vibe. Seating is available right next to the stage (no bar divider) so you will get up close and personal during stage tipping. Never tried food here so can't comment. Onto the girls...

Typically friendly and forward, seem to be enjoying themselves. I think my 4 rating on a whole is accurate, I've seen some in the 7-8 range but this is not the norm. Value is decent during lap dances, decent mileage available depending on the dancer. The main value of this place is coming with a group for a special occasion and having someone get Kumanized! For $50-$70 the girls will pull the lucky guy on stage and proceed to thoroughly rough him up for his party's viewing pleasure. Belt whipping, nipple twisting, shaving cream, etc. Embarrassing and hilarious! So overall, if you're looking to kick back and have a few laughs, Kuma's is a great option. If you're looking for more than that, might be best to look elsewhere.