Kuma Charmers
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2303 Mecklenburg Rd Ithaca, NY 14850

Tired and low standards

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malort
Feb 9, 2017, 7:57 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I made another trip to Kuma's on a Saturday night which is supposed to be more lively with more dancers and customers. Well there are definitely more customers, but there were still fewer than five girls working. I think they are downright desperate for dancers, as the owner posts repeatedly to Facebook saying they are looking, and I get the feeling they would take just about anyone. This night, there were only 2 girls I would place above a 5. One was a slow sensual dancer who is maybe a 5-6, definitely a day shift girl at other clubs but probably the hottest girl working here. The other is an older dancer who is definitely into MILF territory but probably a 6-7 in her prime. The other dancers on staff are just scary, either butterfaces or just plain hogs off the farm.

Action in the suites varies by girl but some decent mileage is available. Low hustle and you may have to chase down the girl you want. The so-called "hottest girl" I mentioned above and one other ended up in suites for a long time and the same 2-3 dancers kept coming out on stage. Yawn.

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