Tired and overpriced

I finally made a trip out to Kuma's because it's close to where I live. I'd been avoiding it for years because of its weird location and poor reviews, but I figured I'd try it out just to give it a fair shake. It is truly out in the middle of nowhere and looks like any remote country bar.

The layout and prices in the club have been covered in other reviews, so I'll just say that overall the vibe is very tired and off-putting. The girls working are few, the customers are few, and standards are very low compared even to other upstate clubs which is saying a lot. The club atmosphere reminds me more of a VFW hall than a gentleman's club, quite sterile with rules posted all over the place. Not a sexy time at all. There is not really any hustle or sales going on, as if they are use to people coming in without two dimes to rub together.

If you're in the Ithaca area, super bored, and just want to watch some 4's and 5's twirl around for a while under the watchful eye of the owners, check it out. Otherwise save your bucks for when you're somewhere better.