La-La's Gentlemens Club Reviews

I've been coming here for 10 years, long-standing owner sold it to a new manager that finally spruced the place up and upgraded the VIP room (thank goodness for when finding that diamond in the rough). Essentially all Spanish dancers shuttled in from Newark and Elizabeth, now the new owners...

So, it was Friday night and I spend a couple of hours there. They have a front bar that surrounds a stage a stage that can handle two dancers easily. They have a rear bar where many of the dancers and customers hang out. There is also...

stopped in wednesday afternoon around 6pm just to check out the place because i've passed it several times but never stopped in. upon walking in theres a buffet table to the right and a bar to the left that takes up most of the place then in the back...

This property is a vintage club, love that about it. That said, there was a time when you walked in and there were popped corn machines poppin' , DJ's announcing, Dancers brimming in the place, in other words, it just needs some work.
Of course, these days, with all the...

OK, I know. I've been here before and I wasn't excited about it. I found really no reason to ever come back. But i did. I did because there is one girl there who is young, maybe 19 or 20, and beautiful. Her name evades me right now but if...

i thought I had reviewed this club recently. Nothing much has changed.

Most of the women here are on the older side. Most were a bit over weight and none of those working should have been dancing in my opinion. Service was quick. Everyone seemed to know one another. Place...

This place is a real laid back dive bar. Drinks are cheap. I have been here a couple times and there is never more than 5 guys there. The dancers are really friendly but most of them hover around a 5. There are a couple girls who I have seen...

Have not been here in a while, and whats funny, is I saw some of the same customers here I saw last visit, but different dances, had not seen any of them previously.

Anyhow, about 7 girls working, all average in looks, grabbed a beer at the bar....

This place was wonderful when Sal was here, he passed away, we all miss him, Sadly, no DJ on while I was there, no REAL dancers, No popcorn machines going, no happy go lucky girls , like, what happened here!???..2 guys in the place, 2 huge fat girls, that were...

It’s been a while since I’ve been here and some things never change, this is not a fancy place, this is not a beauty pageant, this is not a high mileage place, its on street parking ( but perfectly safe area) the girls are fort the most part a...

Wow. I really try to be a positive person in the way I view life, but, holy shit! This is the worst go-go bar I've ever been to. I can put up with crappy street parking. I can put up with a run down decor. ...

Stopped in around 10:00 on a recent Saturday evening - not much going on and nothing very memorable to report. About 4 guys in the back playing pool and 3-4 of us sitting at the bar. I think there were two dancers on shift, one of whom should...

I saw the hottest grandma in my life. One woman looked to be well on the wrong side of 50. Another I know from years ago and she is close to 50 and may be over 50.
The various dancers were good looking. Most had nice bodies but were a...

Dropped in on a Friday and found four dancers and about 6 customers. Front bar had teh stage behind it and the rear bar didn't , but they were close and the dancers visited both. Dancers were good looking, but cautious, It was my first time, so...

I like this place, but if you're looking for a ritzy club, forget it. Basically a friendly, regular bar, older crowd, pool table and all, with a friendly bunch of not-that-young, not-that-skinny ladies with a whole lot of personality who are generally a whole load of fun. Watch the girls,...

I guess this place is not a big Friday night hangout, I stopped by after working late, it was around 9 PM, only about 8 customers and 5 girls working. Seems its busier Monday thru Thursday, but again this is more of a regulars kind...

Stopped by the club on a Friday Afternoon. there was a lot of people there.there was close to 10 dancers.mostly Spanish dancers.some were pretty others were not.I playe couple games of pool. I like that there is a pool table here. The dancers are friendly and...

Im a dancer looking for new bars to dance at, you can even till it's a Gentlemen's Club judging from the outside. Soon as I opened the door I was greeted with a funk, it smelled in there, all the TVs were old and outdated, I don't drink so the...

Recently at Oh La La’s a somewhat disappointing stop, was in during the week later at night and the action was slow, only about 4 girls working and 6 customers, non really “caught my eye” and the one girl that was personable had an OK face, was looking 3...

I keep telling myself that I don't like NJ clubs. I get really frustrated when they are dancing in bikinis that I can see at the beach. But, being as I haven't been on the road lately, I stopped by Ooh-La-La's after work one day last week.

It's your typical...

Decided to stop in and check this place out since I pass it every evening. Parking was easy with curbside parking. This area is a little run down over the years since hurricane Andrew but its work in progress. Got here about 11pm and this place needs a little work....

Been to this club a number of times now, but mostly during the day or early evening, Made a mid week stop around 10 PM and found the daytime bartender (Laura) working, she works double shifts occasionally she advised, anyhow had a nice cold beer, watched...

I live near this bar and have been here quite a few times. This has always been one of my favorite bars. The staff and dancers are always friendly. The drink prices are very reasonable. Alot of the dancers are Brazilian, and most of them are...

Typical NJ bikini bar, Mostly a small locals type place, Stopped by for a cold beer, reasonably priced $3.75 I believe. 4 girls working, recognized them all, one significantly hotter than the others, especially for the average quality of talent for this place.
Had a couple of dances with...

Visited this place after midnight since this is one of the places where I could drink after 12. 3 dancers on shift and all of them were definitely over 35 with very heavy make up. One of them just sat along with one customer and chatted the entire time I...