La-La's Gentlemens Club

I've been coming here for 10 years, long-standing owner sold it to a new manager that finally spruced the place up and upgraded the VIP room (thank goodness for when finding that…

So, it was Friday night and I spend a couple of hours there. They have a front bar that surrounds a stage a stage that can handle two dancers easily.…

stopped in wednesday afternoon around 6pm just to check out the place because i've passed it several times but never stopped in. upon walking in theres a buffet table to the…

This property is a vintage club, love that about it. That said, there was a time when you walked in and there were popped corn machines poppin' , DJ's announcing, Dancers brimming…

OK, I know. I've been here before and I wasn't excited about it. I found really no reason to ever come back. But i did. I did because there is one girl…

i thought I had reviewed this club recently. Nothing much has changed. Most of the women here are on the older side. Most were a bit over weight and none of those…

This place is a real laid back dive bar. Drinks are cheap. I have been here a couple times and there is never more than 5 guys there. The dancers are really…

Have not been here in a while, and whats funny, is I saw some of the same customers here I saw last visit, but different dances, had not seen…

This place was wonderful when Sal was here, he passed away, we all miss him, Sadly, no DJ on while I was there, no REAL dancers, No popcorn machines going, no happy…

It’s been a while since I’ve been here and some things never change, this is not a fancy place, this is not a beauty pageant, this is not a high mileage place,…

Wow. I really try to be a positive person in the way I view life, but, holy shit! This is the worst go-go bar I've ever been to. I…

I saw the hottest grandma in my life. One woman looked to be well on the wrong side of 50. Another I know from years ago and she is close to 50…

Stopped in around 10:00 on a recent Saturday evening - not much going on and nothing very memorable to report. About 4 guys in the back playing pool and 3-4 of…

Dropped in on a Friday and found four dancers and about 6 customers. Front bar had teh stage behind it and the rear bar didn't , but they were close and…

I like this place, but if you're looking for a ritzy club, forget it. Basically a friendly, regular bar, older crowd, pool table and all, with a friendly bunch of not-that-young, not-that-skinny…

I guess this place is not a big Friday night hangout, I stopped by after working late, it was around 9 PM, only about 8 customers and 5 girls…

Stopped by the club on a Friday Afternoon. there was a lot of people there.there was close to 10 dancers.mostly Spanish dancers.some were pretty others were not.I playe couple games…

Im a dancer looking for new bars to dance at, you can even till it's a Gentlemen's Club judging from the outside. Soon as I opened the door I was greeted with…

Recently at Oh La La’s a somewhat disappointing stop, was in during the week later at night and the action was slow, only about 4 girls working and 6 customers, non…

I keep telling myself that I don't like NJ clubs. I get really frustrated when they are dancing in bikinis that I can see at the beach. But, being as I haven't…

Decided to stop in and check this place out since I pass it every evening. Parking was easy with curbside parking. This area is a little run down over the years since…

Been to this club a number of times now, but mostly during the day or early evening, Made a mid week stop around 10 PM and found the daytime…

I live near this bar and have been here quite a few times. This has always been one of my favorite bars. The staff and dancers are always friendly.…

Typical NJ bikini bar, Mostly a small locals type place, Stopped by for a cold beer, reasonably priced $3.75 I believe. 4 girls working, recognized them all, one significantly hotter…

Visited this place after midnight since this is one of the places where I could drink after 12. 3 dancers on shift and all of them were definitely over 35 with very…

I was in the area and had time to kill, so I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. 3 other customers in the bar and about 5 dancers. All of…

I stopped by O La La’s recently as I was running errands and needed to eat lunch someplace, so , do you eat lunch in a strip club, especially one that…

Wow is the only thing i can say about this place. I have driven by it numerous times and decided to check it out. Parking is on the street, A busy main…

Small local place. Its on the main drag in town and there is no parking lot, but it seems like you can always park relatively close to the front door.…

Strip Club on a budget ! A few fat, quite ugly oldies, and one real cutie : Angela. I stopped there after visiting Sheer's (previously known as Torpedo's). Typical cooking smell in…

Another visit to Oh La La's and as other have stated its a mix of so -so looking woman, (some a bit on the scarey side) and some surprisingly good looking woman,…

I stopped by Ooh La La's lat Friday after work. It is a typical NJ go-go bar. There were about 6-7 dancers, ranging from 5-8. There is one stage that is behind…

I went to this bar on a Wednesday afternoon for the first time. It's right down the street from Torpedoes, so I was expecting it to be similar. I liked…

Another visit to Oh La La, while this is a very typical NJ bikini bar, there is something appealing about it, it could be that the beer is cheap and cold, the…

My first time here in years, on street apparently safe parking, the dances were friendly, although mostly older meaning in their mid/late thirties. No real standouts but a couple of…

I happened to be in the area so decided to check out a couple of clubs before heading home. This was my second stop for the afternoon. This club is…

I went to OOH-LA-LAs because it was conveniently located down the street. Walking in its kind of a small place but its actually a pretty warm environment. The girls are decent…

First of all, the exterior of this place is very seedy. But given the location of the club as well as Torpeedos just up the street I'm not complaining too much.…

I have been a visitor a number of times over the recent years. Main stage surrounded by the bar with the bar hooking around towards the rear. A pool table is towards…

I went to this club on Monday around 3 in the afternoon. I would say that there were three girls working or 4 at the most. All of the girls…

Small bar - been there a while. Dancers are definitely a notch below Torpedos, which is in walking distance from here. While they do sell lapdances, the lapdance area is a small…

Feels like a real neighborhood bar that just happens to have dancers. Friendly local feel. If skinny 19yr olds are your thing, though, this is probably not the place for you. The…

This place hasn't really changed much in years. Still a small, locals joint with some really attractive girls and some who should probably hang it up. No hard sells here…

The quality of the dancers seems to have gone downhill. The place is definately slower than it used to be and is probably related to the overall downward trend of the place. That…

Visited for the first time in a long time--place is about as exciting as watching grass grow--certainly a far cry from what it was like when it first opened some years ago.…

Until recently, I would have rated this place a 1 or a 2. They had the oldest dancers that I had ever seen. Seriously, 40-50 was the norm there. Either…

Dropped in to check this place out. This club is a stone throw distance from another bigger club in the area Torpedos. This is a very small place with not more than…

Went here on a sunday afternoon. Its one of several in the town of Bound Brook. There were about 4 dancers rotating in and out. Not the best but I've seen worse.…

Had to be in the Bound Brook area last week and stopped in a couple of the clubs to wind down. Came here twice, once on a weekday afternoon and again on…

This club is truly hit or miss - depending upon the dancers. Stopped by on a Monday night, there were maybe six customers and at least ten dancers. Of the…

when i first visited this club, i had a feeling that i was in some show place. the service is very good. beers are coming in no time. girls are beautiful. one…

I just got back from a trip around the bars in Bound Brook and I definitely wasn't impressed. The girls ranged from 2-4 and that fact that this is a bikini…

We ended up here last nite, the club is pretty small, the dancers pretty old. the atmosphere reminded me of a crowded train station. the gals were old and were too busy…

Stopped by for a beer this past Fri night. For a small place there were a large number of dancers working, at least 12 in the 90 minutes I stayed.…

Ooh-La-La?? more like oh my God! what a mix of geriatrics and wildebeasts. I went on a Thursday night, stumbled there after wanting a break from the dollar parade at Torpedoes. Found…

Stopped in Ooh-La-La's in May during my monthly visit to wonderful downtown Bound Brook. I have been going there on a semi-regular basis for about a year, and this club is…

Stopped in in early April. There was nothing special going on. The quality of the girls deteriorated from my last visit there. There was one dancer that I would…

Went during the day after some reviews from another board and it was a waste of fcking time; those fcking aholes. Anyway, I give it a five becuase you won't see…

Got the highest mileage dances I've had in Central Jersey. When you walk in the half-oval bar is right in front of you. You walk down the right side of…

On the right day this place could rate higher. 6 is an average rating. There are mainly Brazilian girls working here and they tend to rate from 6-8 with an occasional 9.…

Dancers are fairly attractive and friendly, and the atmosphere is pretty laid back. Girls usually range from 6-8's. This place isn't stockpiled with Russians (unlike another Bound Brook establishment) so you won't…