La-La's Gentlemens Club
Closed
17-19 Main St, Bound Brook, NJ 08805, USA*

not worth it

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lookinfourfun123
Jun 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

stopped in wednesday afternoon around 6pm just to check out the place because i've passed it several times but never stopped in. upon walking in theres a buffet table to the right and a bar to the left that takes up most of the place then in the back up some small stairs theres a pool table and the lap dance room. i ordered a drink and was approach by a woman who SHOULD NOT have been dancing. she asked me what was wrong, and i said "i stopped in here". gave her a tip for her troubles and continued my beer. i spotted across the bar the only good looking dancer, but upon turning around a total butter face. she was all over I'm guessing a local there, so i decided if i didn't see anything worth while i'd leave after the beer. before finishing a dancer came in from outside after finishing a cigarette and was all over me, needless to say i was VERY put off by her stench. right as i was about to leave a VERY busty older dancer with curly hair walked out the dressing room. i wasted no time and took a lap dance just to make the trip worth something, maybe i'd walk out with a semi hard on. she reluctantly paid the bartender for the slip to use the room, as we went back she started the most lack luster boring dance ever. i went to play with her chest and she said "$20 for them to come out", so i decided, fuck it i've made it this far. gave her a $20 and SHE FLASHED ME AND IMMEDIATELY PUT HER BRA BACK ON. after this bullshit, i ended the dance and walked out. never going back again, its a wonder how this place stays in business

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