Gold Club Reviews

I was out in the burbs on that car lot strip along McLaughlin, on a freezing ass cold day, needing some caffeine, and remembered there was a bikini coffee stand out front of the Gold Club. So coffee and tiddies seemed like a good plan. When I pulled in the...

Visited around 5PM on a Monday. About 6 patrons and 6 dancers on the floor with more going between the bathroom and locker room.

The club was pretty empty and no girls really dance on the stages during my visit. It was right before Christmas which may explain why not...

Friday 3 PM. No cover and no pat down. About a dozen girls working and about the same number of customers. Most of the customers had a girl sitting with them, either at the bar or at a table.
$7 for a Stella.
The stage dancer was bored, me...

This was my first Friday afternoon visit in a very long time. The club has a large and free parking lot, and no cover in the afternoon. The interior was large and fairly upscale, with two stages, I’m not sure of the drink prices, but my soda was $5. The...

Friday. Around 7:30 PM.
$5 cover and weapons pat down, before getting to the door.
Upon entering, one of the girls playing pool with a customer. Card table going with let's say 10 players. A group of 6 customers at the bar. 2 bartenders. Got my beer for an average price,...

I’ve been to Gold Club a couple times this year. I had a favorite working at another club who was trying out Gold Club, so I decided to drop into Gold Club on a recent Thursday.

Gold Club has a decent sized parking lot. Sometimes there is a 5 dollar cover,...

I showed up in the two o’clock hour between two appointments. Not too many dancers working. More than two but not much more than two times two.

Bellied my two bills up to the bar and had a beer or two. Nothing to pricing. About what you’d expect...

It had been quite some time since my last visit to the Milwaukie Gold Club. Last time it was dead but this time the place had at least 9 or 10 dancers working. Nice to see on a midday visit.

Layout, etc: No bouncer or cover...

I had a terrible experience at Gold club several weeks ago. I arrived around 5-6pm on a weekday. There was no cover, no patdown. No one was checking ids. Water/soda was probably $5. There were 4-5 dancers - mostly white. The stage was empty.

After waiting for half an hour, I...

I come here every month. Large parking lot, interior well kept up with two stages. Soda is $5, drinks price unknown. No bouncer in afternoon. Mostly pretty girls of various ethnicities, and they are mostly eager to please, especially if you’re spending big cash (like other clubs, I guess).

The problem...

I've visited this place a few times, this most recent visit was on a Friday early evening around 4:30 or 5pm.
The place has a good setup, good amount of parking, big place with a couple of stages, a decent looking lap dance area, pool tables, outdoor patio area with privacy...

It’s been several months since visiting Gold Club. Not sure why. Just hadn’t worked out to go in a while.

This club is a good one. The lot has ample parking and the location in the burbs is safe. No real concerns about bad things happening here. At least not...

Gold Club is in Milwaukie, not really Portland, but just a little bit outside. So, it's a bit of a drive from the main parts of Portland, depending on where you're coming from. After reading some other reviews, I decided to make a visit especially since a dancer I...

Based on the reviews, this seems to be the most popular club right now in Portland where you can have extra fun with the girls. I decided to check it out for myself to see if it lived up to the hype.

I strolled in on a recent Friday night around...

Two pool tables, one main stage, one side stage. Outdoor smoking patio that has pavilions in the rain, but now that it's sunny, it's warm in the afternoon.

About 10 tables, plus maybe 3 "booths" along the far wall. "Booths" because they're curved to face the floor, not rectangular to...

I arrived in the large parking about 2 pm on a Saturday, which is their Saturday opening time. Weekdays open at noon.

Nice exterior of building, and there’s a sexy barista coffee stand, a food cart and the building has a fenced patio. Interior is not too dark, with two stages...

Stopped by about 4pm on a recent Friday. Things have picked up the last couple of times I’ve been in. The place was busy with lots of fellow mongers as well as over a dozen dancers.

As is well documented, there is one main stage as well as an auxiliary...

No cover no security. If I’m not mistaken bar tender may have checked my id. 2 pool tables and bathroom are in the corner where you walk in. 2 stages one on the left and one in the front center of the club.

Decent amount of seating and tables. Booths...

Went again on a Friday early evening. Someone at the club must have read the reviews because as soon as I walked in the energy of the club was much better.

There were dancers on stage the whole time I was there. Times before I could be in the club for...

When here before 6Pm. Usually there are 5-10 dancers at this time. No dancer was on three pole the entire time I was there, which was about an hour. $7 for a beer which is okay. As with most Portland Clubs the price of dances has gone up. $40 or...

Let’s hit the basics first. This club is in a safe enough part of town. Way better than many of the “Portland” clubs. Big parking lot in a suburban area. No cover at 3:30 when I arrived.

Beers are $6-7 bucks and the waitress gave me change for my $20...

Milwaukie, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in a lot. Food truck right by it. Walk in. Nobody at the front, then a hispanic guy with full body armor comes out to do the pat down. Friendly dude, ID check. $5 cover. Walk over. Most people were all at the...

Visited because of positive reviews, though my experience in years past was not great. Entered around 1:30 in the afternoon. Saw one girl on the main stage, cute with bolt-ons that were a bit large for her thin frame, but hey, I can live with that. Another girl was...

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon around 3:30. The parking lot was super empty and so was the club. It was during the NFC championship game but I was kind of expecting that it would make the place a little more lively. Ultimately it was very dead. Only 4 customers...

I’ve recently been arriving right at opening, at noon, because I know I can get I good 3/100 dance at that time without a bouncer looking in, or much competition for the attention of the ladies.

First the basics…large parking lot, good area of town, no entry fee in the afternoon,...