Odisea 2001 Showgirls Reviews

Friday night (9/22) I thought the smaller clubs might have a gem or two. I was right and wrong about the same girl.

I got a room downtown due to the recent predatory practices of the owners of HK and BT. A lap through the alley showed some potential. I...

This little scumy gem is a place to go when you're tired of the same old game from the Big 3, its seedy, sketch and anything goes in this sucker. Women going raw in the VIP room, Heroine being done in the bathroom by the Meseros, Weed smoking on the...

Got an early out from work on a Friday and decided WTF, reserved a room at Cascadas, rented a car, and headed south. I expected the drive to be about four hours with pit stops, but it turned into six hours driving and an hour looking for parking. The traffic...

Went to Play Boy, a third-tier bar that I knew would be slow, because it is always slow. I had done a lap around the other clubs and they were too loud or too crowded or both. I needed a break.

No cover. No pat down. Finding a 6 here is...

Honestly, with all the options...stay away from this one. It’s sketchy to say the least and the girls aren’t great by any stretch.

To start our waiter was pushy about getting a tip from the start, ofc we always tip. But the pushiness was off putting. We stayed for a while,...

Playboy is always on my list of stops in TJ. First things first, it's not like the tourist-centric bars (HK, Adelitas, Chicago). Playboy is mostly the local crowd. None of the girls will speak English. Beers are $4, girl beers are $8. Water or soda is $5 (go figure).

I...

Stumbled into the Playboy Club on a whim. Wasn’t on my bucket list of must-go places in Tijuana, but I didn’t know when I was coming back so I thought I would check it out.

It was after midnight on a Saturday but the place was still far from packed. There...

The shit truck business is going great and I am becoming more popular. The requests for service have gone international! I was recently in TJ on the biggest shit job ever. The job was done and I had limited time to celebrate.

I walked down the street and found a...

I have been getting more popular with the shit truck business lately and I have received more requests than I can shake my pecker at. Recently I have gone international. I had to go fix the biggest shit problem ever south of the border. You boys and girls did...

Friday night, just after midnight, I just got out of nearby Adelita and had to cool down after well spent money. There's a boot or something just outside this bar where one of the girls is trying to convince folks from the street that it's worth to enter. No...

Reading reviews about this place I was expecting that was place was where the dirtiest time could be had. However this was not the case.

The place is dark, but that is common in the Mexico bars, and overall small, But for the number of people in there it...

I flew into San Diego for work and had some time to kill before heading for Arizona so I headed across the border. Parked at Ped West and headed over. Last time I was in TJ I went to HK and CC and this time for whatever reason decided to...

this place is very shady. the doorman and the waiters are latinos who have been deported from usa. they will take advantage of you every chance they get. one of the tell tales signs is if they speak to you in english. they will be your best friend and promise...

The club is right around the corner from Adelitas and you will see a crappy version of the playboy bunny as a sign. There were some barkers outside who showed us in and this place was pretty empty. It was extremely red in color once stepping inside and on the...

Continuing to review my 4 day TJ trip... I made multiple attempts to see if Playboy Club would be a winner....
First of all the drink prices were good... 2 for one which I am a fan of. I was able to get a beer (Ticate) and I wanted...

This club is one of the more sleazy in La Zona Norte. The putas are generally of lower moral character than others in the surrounding area - so when in the mood for some serious debauchery, this is a great place.

Don't be put off by the hard sell waiters/barkers outside...

Walking around zona norte i saw some hot girls walking into the playboy club so i entered the mesero gave me a nice tecate thats what the whores like to drink also , there about 5 putas on stage i picked the hottest one she was on a g string...

Playboy Club is slightly smaller than most of the other puta bars in Tijuana. A narrow walking path from the entrance past the bar on the right will lead you to a slightly raised disco style dance floor with tables and chairs surrounding it. Keep going past the...

I was on a tight budget. Told the guy outside I could spend 30 for the VIP room and 30 for the girl. He agreed. Got to the room and he brought a bucket of beers. Told me they were included with...

The first time that i went to tijuana, i stepped into a bar called new york. The first time i stepped into playboy it was because i thought it was new york which i liked more. However playboy is another bar that has potential, and at the very least you...

I went there and found a couple cute girls. One was very sexy so I took her upstairs. I asked if she would do BBBJ and she said yes so I got the room there for $45 hour and $50 for her. We get in the room and she says...

This place is right next to some great street food and my friend's and I poked our heads in multiple times. In the afternoon there was just a single dancer there not bad looking but just not a winner. The club was ok small but the drinks were in a...

Wandered by during a search for street food and respite from my mongering. The guy in front grabbed my arm and said, "Playboy club. THE playboy." As though there was some brand affiliation that i should be drawn by. I've been in China and seen a...

The short story is, I don't particularly like the club, it's run down and loud, but I had an amazing experience here quite by accident, which I'd like to share with anyone who might be interested.

I was in Zona Norte visiting Hong Kong Club, and at some point I wandered...

Don't be put off by the aggressive hawkers outside of Playboy. It took me until my third trip to TJ to gather up the muster to blow past these guys and see what was inside. It would do much better if they didn't have the scary deportees outside...