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5 years ago
The Tree
I've been an occasional regular at TD's Eubank for 20 years. The place has had its ups and downs over the years, but I've had some amazing experiences in here. I like the place...
redsoxfan101
Florida
review
5 years ago
A diamond in the rough
I was in ABQ for a wedding back in October and with a few buddies of mine. After frequenting Cheeks in Santa Fe and was disappointed we decided to hit TD Eubanks. Honestly, I...
Goodapolloxvi
New Mexico
review
5 years ago
Tuesday night quickie
Went to go have a couple drinks and chill for an hour. Showed up, got my ID checked then got a beer and went and sat down close to the stage. The layout of...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
5 years ago
First Trip to Eubank.
First time at the club. I hate valet, especially when all the spots are within 50 feet of the door! Parking lot is small but well lit and I felt safe on the outside....
Worldwideposer
Texas
review
5 years ago
Another low-key night at Eubank
I showed up around 8pm, cover was only $3. Waitresses are really good about grabbing you a new drink when you're running low, you pretty much never have to wait on one. I have...
zinig
review
5 years ago
Mixed Blessing for a Thursday Night
Saw Feature Dancer, Annie Lane, was in town this weekend from the marquee at TD's North and decided to catch her 10PM show at TD's Eubank, first. Arrived at 10PM, and found the parking...
Conundrum
Heaven! (Why is it so hot in here? And why does the bouncer have a trident?)
review
5 years ago
Wast of time on a Monday night.
I had some spare time on Monday and decided to visit Eubank. I have a VIP pass and when I showed it to front girl, she rolled her eyes and let me in....
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Corvus
Wasde
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5 years ago
Nice visit after a slow start
Found myself close by with some time and money so I pulled into this place for the first time in a while. It wasn't completely dead inside but it was far from exciting....
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Wasde
Corvus
Arizona
review
5 years ago
Nice atmosphere and good variety
It has been a while since I have visited this location. The last time I came here the atmosphere was good but the dancers were sub par. I had some extra time...
Wasde
review
6 years ago
Slow thursday afternoon
I came in on a thursday afternoon so it was a bit empty. When I first walked in I didn't see any girls walking around, and saw only one very overweight girl dancing on...
zinig
review
6 years ago
Ready, Steady, Go
So I've been a visitor to TDs off and on for almost 20 years. For dogs like me, the place always has some surprises. The thing is, you may have to spend a little...
redsoxfan101
Florida
review
6 years ago
Not too bad
I hadn't been to TD's Eubank for a while. I arrived around 8:30 hoping that my favorite dancer (Raine) would be there as she promised but she didn't get there until nearly 9:30. When...
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5 years ago
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Wasde
jerro
87110
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6 years ago
Not as good this trip
I had been here last year and had a great time. It seemed like a totally different club this time. There were not a lot of customers maybe 5. Men were definitely outnumbered. One very...
Starchaser
The Great Northwet
review
6 years ago
This club would make Weeb Ewbank proud
Club is in a suburban eastern part of town Eubank Blvd. Seemed like a nice part of town. Came here on a Saturday night. Maybe a little early at 9. About 10-15 dancers about...
Muddy
USA
review
6 years ago
High mileage, but not a high price!
I arrived around 6pm on a Monday night. The club was dead. There were only 4 guys here. After having my drivers license scanned and my body wanded by security, I got in with...
Sammy63
YMMV
review
6 years ago
Busy for a weekday afternoon
I had a few hours to kill and looked up this place on my phone. It was close by and so I went. It was mid afternoon and the place was busier than I expected...
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6 years ago
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Starchaser
Starchaser
The Great Northwet
review
6 years ago
Slow but fun Sunday
Sunday funday, it was slow, only 3 gals working. I thought of leaving, but stuck it out. Not very many customers either. Stage Dances were 2 at a time then 2 table dance songs I...
4c_guy
review
6 years ago
Another Slow Night Until Once Again...
I went back to TD's Eubank after my wild experience the previous night, hoping to catch up with Sweets again. Same entry routine as always-- wanding, ID check, coupon for free entry. Again it...
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6 years ago
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jerro
jerro
87110
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6 years ago
Slow Night Until...
I haven't reviewed TD's Eubank in a while. Went there about 8 pm on a Tuesday night. DL scanned at the door, wanded. Free entry with coupon from their website. I have printed...
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6 years ago
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jerro
jerro
87110
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6 years ago
It Was the Friday Night Before Christmas
Instead of Christmas shopping I decided to take in some time for myself and to review a few clubs to renew my membership status. I arrived before midnight. Usual ID check and wand at the...
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6 years ago
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Conundrum
Conundrum
Heaven! (Why is it so hot in here? And why does the bouncer have a trident?)
review
6 years ago
Annual Toys for Tatas (Year 2)
Fortunate to be in town for my second Toys for Tatas event, so had to stop by in the morning before my flight back home. After finding out about it, I made sure to...
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6 years ago
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Conundrum
trapdoor
California
review
6 years ago
A night with Yansari
I got up this club every couple of months. Things are hit or miss here. Some nights there are serious hotties, other nights just one or two and some larger girls. On Tuesday, Wednesday...
SladeJim
New Mexico
review
6 years ago
Fun afternoon
Arrived around 3pm, several ladies on the floor. Just did not look good, but got a drink, about $5. And waited. Before too long there were more ladies, 12 or so. Things picked up,...
4c_guy
review
6 years ago
Not a bad afternoon spent at Eubank
Well I'm having another lazy Saturday, so I decided to head down to Eubank for some fun. I've been going to North a lot, but Eubank can be a little more laid back and...
TheClubHopper9
New Mexico
review
6 years ago
Fun time
I try to visit at least once when I am in town and even though it is usually not a long visit, I have a couple girls that always remember me. S***i is one...
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4 years ago
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Val
bigbuster12
Texas wanderer