TD's Eubank Reviews

I've been an occasional regular at TD's Eubank for 20 years. The place has had its ups and downs over the years, but I've had some amazing experiences in here. I like the place because it's generally a low-key, gritty club with a variety of dancers, young and old, all...

I was in ABQ for a wedding back in October and with a few buddies of mine. After frequenting Cheeks in Santa Fe and was disappointed we decided to hit TD Eubanks. Honestly, I was pleasantly surprised by it.

I don't recall the entrance fee, but once we were all...

Went to go have a couple drinks and chill for an hour. Showed up, got my ID checked then got a beer and went and sat down close to the stage.

The layout of everything is pretty dope, definitely liked it more than fantasy world. 2 floors, $10 dances...

First time at the club. I hate valet, especially when all the spots are within 50 feet of the door! Parking lot is small but well lit and I felt safe on the outside. Valet stand by the door with a couple of guys. I would hope their presence would...

I showed up around 8pm, cover was only $3. Waitresses are really good about grabbing you a new drink when you're running low, you pretty much never have to wait on one. I have been to this club several times where the hostess/bartender was the hottest girl working that night...

Saw Feature Dancer, Annie Lane, was in town this weekend from the marquee at TD's North and decided to catch her 10PM show at TD's Eubank, first. Arrived at 10PM, and found the parking lot was looking very sparse. ID checked and scanned at the door. Used my VIP card...

I had some spare time on Monday and decided to visit Eubank. I have a VIP pass and when I showed it to front girl, she rolled her eyes and let me in. I found a nice corner to sit down and immediately spotted a beautiful petite...

Found myself close by with some time and money so I pulled into this place for the first time in a while. It wasn't completely dead inside but it was far from exciting. ID check and pat down with no cover charge. After getting inside and seeing how dead...

It has been a while since I have visited this location. The last time I came here the atmosphere was good but the dancers were sub par. I had some extra time on my hand the other evening and was in the area and decided to stop by....

I came in on a thursday afternoon so it was a bit empty. When I first walked in I didn't see any girls walking around, and saw only one very overweight girl dancing on stage so it wasn't off to a good start. As more girls got called up to...

So I've been a visitor to TDs off and on for almost 20 years. For dogs like me, the place always has some surprises. The thing is, you may have to spend a little time finding them. For the last couple of years, the best surprise is a sweet, 30-ish...

I hadn't been to TD's Eubank for a while. I arrived around 8:30 hoping that my favorite dancer (Raine) would be there as she promised but she didn't get there until nearly 9:30. When I arrived there were only about a half dozen customers. There seemed to be more dancers...

I had been here last year and had a great time. It seemed like a totally different club this time.

There were not a lot of customers maybe 5. Men were definitely outnumbered. One very friendly girl talked me into a VIP. It was ok, she shyed away from some groping...

Club is in a suburban eastern part of town Eubank Blvd. Seemed like a nice part of town. Came here on a Saturday night. Maybe a little early at 9. About 10-15 dancers about half as many customers. Door entry half off for military so was $10 for me. The...

I arrived around 6pm on a Monday night. The club was dead. There were only 4 guys here. After having my drivers license scanned and my body wanded by security, I got in with no cover charge. There is a bar to the right and one, large stage to the...

I had a few hours to kill and looked up this place on my phone. It was
close by and so I went.

It was mid afternoon and the place was busier than I expected (not packed but far from empty). I have no idea how many girls were actually there...

Sunday funday, it was slow, only 3 gals working. I thought of leaving, but stuck it out. Not very many customers either. Stage Dances were 2 at a time then 2 table dance songs

I had met 2 of the dancers from a previous visit and they remembered me. After tipping...

I went back to TD's Eubank after my wild experience the previous night, hoping to catch up with Sweets again. Same entry routine as always-- wanding, ID check, coupon for free entry. Again it was pretty dead. Most of the dancers were hanging out with their friends. After their turn...

I haven't reviewed TD's Eubank in a while. Went there about 8 pm on a Tuesday night. DL scanned at the door, wanded. Free entry with coupon from their website. I have printed out a bunch of these which saves money for beer and dances. As you enter...

Instead of Christmas shopping I decided to take in some time for myself and to review a few clubs to renew my membership status.

I arrived before midnight. Usual ID check and wand at the door. Cover was $7. Showed my VIP card and got free admission. Grabbed a beer from...

Fortunate to be in town for my second Toys for Tatas event, so had to stop by in the morning before my flight back home. After finding out about it, I made sure to go out and get a toy for the kids (bringing one gets you free attendance to...

I got up this club every couple of months. Things are hit or miss here. Some nights there are serious hotties, other nights just one or two and some larger girls. On Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday, there are less customers, so you get more bang for your dollar. ...

Arrived around 3pm, several ladies on the floor. Just did not look good, but got a drink, about $5. And waited. Before too long there were more ladies, 12 or so. Things picked up, had 2 ladies join me with 1 (Jesse) who said she remembered me from my last...

Well I'm having another lazy Saturday, so I decided to head down to Eubank for some fun. I've been going to North a lot, but Eubank can be a little more laid back and less pressure from the dancers. Upon arriving I found a place along the back wall like...

I try to visit at least once when I am in town and even though it is usually not a long visit, I have a couple girls that always remember me. S***i is one that I have spent time with on several visits over the last couple of years. She...